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1. Hoff Verb, pertaining to David Hasselhoff. To be Hoffed – to be sent homoerotic images of David Hasselhoff in questionable outfits/poses with various props/animals. Considered an extreme insult, the most common form of Hoffing is done through electronic mail although various new and inventive methods have recently been discovered. The first ever hoffing is said to have taken place in 1997 in the town of Heidelberg in Germany where David Hasselhoff is an extremely popular singer. According to urban legend, a young male high school student sent the David Hasselhoff calendar (if you have never seen this consider yourself lucky) to a girl he had a crush on in an attempt to woo her. The attempt backfired when the horrified girl choked on a chicken sandwich which she was eating whilst opening the calendar. The act of Hoffing has since spread from smalltown Germany to the mainstream claiming thousands of victims. Although not usually resulting in loss of life, a Hoffing can lead to severe psychological trauma, temporary loss of motor function and 9 times out of 10 it will affect the Hoffee’s up-chuck mechanism. Oh, sweet mother of Jesus, FUCKK!!!!! I’ve been Hoffed again! I’ll never open my email again. That guy is such a butt-fucking loser! I’m gonna send him a Hoffing he will never forget! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hoff
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grummel
Sat 22 Dec 2007 16:50
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA xD älska urbandictionary!!<3 har du också blivit frälst..?
Blomback
Sat 22 Dec 2007 16:51
nej, men du skickade lanken till mig forut och jag var ju tvungen att skriva nagot under danna vackra kandis du gav till mig
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