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FRENCH GUARD: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets.
GALAHAD: what a strange person.
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Anonymous
Sun 17 Apr 2011 21:52
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of eldenberries!! D:<
CoconutComplex
Sun 17 Apr 2011 22:04
1: We found a witch, may we burn her? 2: What makes you think she's a witch? 1: She looks like one! 2: Send her foreward. 3: I am NOT a witch! I am NOT a witch! 2: But you are dressed as one. 3: THEY dressed me like this. And this isn't my nose, it's a false one. 2: Well? 1: Well we did do the nose.....and the hat......but she is a witch! 2: Did you dress her like this? 1: No....no.....no....yes....yes....a bit....a bit....she does have a wart! 2: What makes you think she is a witch? 1: She turned me into a newt!!! 2: A newt? 1: ...........i got better. Burn her anyway!!! 2: There are ways of tellin whether she is a witch. 1: There are? Tell us! 2: Well, what do you do to witches? 1: Burn them!!! 2: And what do you burn apart from witches? 1: more WITCHES!!! ......wood. 2: So why do witches burn? 1: ........b-........because they're made of......of wood? 2: Good! So do we tell whether she is made from wood? 1: Build a bridge out of her! 2: Ah, but can bridges not also be made from stone? 1: Oh yeah.... 2: Does wood sink in water? 1: No. It floats. THROW HER IN THE POND! 2: What floats besides wood? 1: Bread. Apples. Very small rocks! 4: A duck! 2: Exactly! So, logically, if.... 1: ...She weighs as much as a duck.......then she's made of wood? 2: And therefore....? 1: A WITCH!!! 2: We shall use my largest scale...
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