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Stephen Lynch - Best Friend Song

Stephen: Mark has been my best friend for many years now, and I wrote a song-
Mark: About one.
Stephen: ...that's a lot of months. I wrote a song to celebrate what Ithink is our greatest asset as friends, and that's our complete andutter differences. We're total opposites when it comes to almosteverything.
Mark: Completely.
Stephen: So I wrote a song, and we're gonna sing it for you now.
Mark: Gay. Not gay. Just one thing. It's this shirt, isn't it? Alright, I'm the gay one.
Stephen: Thank you! I didn't wanna out you in front of everybody.

Mark: I like my toast buttered.
Stephen: And I like mine dry.
Mark: I dig the Beatles.
Stephen: I'm a 'Stones kinda guy.
Mark: I have fine taste.
Stephen: And I like things cheap.
Mark: I wanna stay up all night.
Stephen: I just wanna sleep... with your sister!
Mark: I'm sorry, what did you just say?
Stephen: What?
Mark: No, you just said something about you want to sleep with my-
Mark: I like the sunshine.
Stephen: And I wanna nail your sister.
Mark: See there, you just said it again. I like Julia Roberts movies.
Stephen: I just wanna F* the S* out of your sister!
Stephen: Well Tyke, you would rule, if you'd say "It's cool"
Mark: What are you talking about? It's not cool!
Stephen: I'd go pick her up at her Jr. High School!
Mark: Woah! Hey! That Sister? NO!
Stephen: Yeah! I wanna F* your sister! I just wanna F* in herFing face and C all over her hair and stick it in her eyeball and-
Mark: Hey! No! OH MY GOD! You can't skull F my sister!
Mark: Hey, hey, woah! Wait a minute!
Stephen: What?
Mark: Woah, goddamit!
Stephen: What???
Mark: You wanna F* my sister?
Stephen: Yes.
Mark: You wanna F*** my SISTER?
Stephen: Yes!
Mark: pause $26.50.

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