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Jag spenderade en natt på Omegle, och stötte efter ett tag på de här killarna.
De hade en hel del spännande historier att berätta, bland annat om gången Stranger 2 låg med sin styvsyster, eller problemen som uppstår när man ska spela xbox med en snygg tjej som inte är ens flickvän.
Ett längre samtal får man leta efter!
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Do you read books? If so, what was the best book you ever read?
Stranger 1: umm
Stranger 1: Mulatto
Stranger 2: I quite enjoyed the pendragon series
Stranger 1: its full of racism and sex
Stranger 2: If you have ever read it
Stranger 1: pendragon yes
Stranger 1: i think
Stranger 2: It's a 10 part series
Stranger 1: wow
Stranger 2: All 10 books were amazing
Stranger 2: Each one better than the last
Stranger 1: you are awesome
Stranger 2: Thank you...?
Stranger 1: i read manga
Stranger 2: I dont
Stranger 2: I read novels
Stranger 1: yep thus is why im a fag
Stranger 2: Oh
Stranger 1: read Battle Royale
Stranger 2: Never
Stranger 1: Why not?
Stranger 2: I haven't read a book in like a couple months
Stranger 2: More like a year or 2
Stranger 2: So
Stranger 2: Yeah
Stranger 2: Last book I read was a Stephen king book
Stranger 2: 'twas tasty
Stranger 1: what was it about
Stranger 2: It
Stranger 1: omfg
Stranger 2: The book 'IT'
Stranger 1: i know
Stranger 2: yup
Stranger 2: Its good
Stranger 1: what do u do
Stranger 1: for work
Stranger 2: Im a student
Stranger 1: uni
Stranger 2: What If I said yes?
Stranger 1: i would as well
Stranger 2: Nice, nice
Stranger 1: welp
Stranger 1: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger 2: Hi
Stranger 1: Thanks
Stranger 1: i needed that
Stranger 2: Yw
Stranger 1: will u be my friend
Stranger 2: Anytime
Stranger 2: Im here for yoy
Stranger 2: You^*
Stranger 1: can we get married
Stranger 2: idk
Stranger 1: prs
Stranger 1: u will be doctor
Stranger 2: Ok
Stranger 2: I can be a doctor
Stranger 2: Im im
Stranger 2: Im in^*
Stranger 1: i will keep our house clean
Stranger 2: nice
Stranger 1: we will have such a nice house
Stranger 2: Clean houses make the world go 'round
Stranger 1: yep
Stranger 1: now one of u needs a sex change
Stranger 1: and lets make it happen
Stranger 1: us*
Stranger 2: Who will get it?
Stranger 1: we both m
Stranger 1: so
Stranger 1: flip coin?
Stranger 1: nm ill do it
Stranger 2: Ok
Stranger 2: Thanks
Stranger 1: i want to look like alice glass though
Stranger 2: Ol
Stranger 2: Ok
Stranger 1: save penis in jar so ic an go back
Stranger 2: I want you to
Stranger 2: Look like Alice glass and save your penis
Stranger 1: or
Stranger 1: option 3
Stranger 1: both becom doctors
Stranger 1: clone two alice glass
Stranger 1: be neighbors
Stranger 2: Logic right there
Stranger 1: yea if i was a chick i would be a pretty big lesbian
Stranger 2: Thats ok
Stranger 2: Would you let me watch?
Stranger 1: of course
Stranger 2: Ok then we're cool
Stranger 1: however women dont taste good lol
Stranger 2: I totally agre
Stranger 2: Agree
Stranger 2: Omg
Stranger 1: it was like acidic
Stranger 1: like a 9volt
Stranger 1: AM I RIGHT?
Stranger 2: Huh
Stranger 2: Never really looked at it that way
Stranger 1: yea next time
Stranger 2: Yeah
Stranger 1: be like wtf
Stranger 1: hes kinda right
Stranger 2: I guess there's always next time
Stranger 2: Ok. Only if I remember
Stranger 2: I have like the worlds worst memory tho
Stranger 2: Unless it's for like school
Stranger 2: Then im all over it
Stranger 1: yea for good grades of course
Stranger 1: if teacher assiagned that for homework
Stranger 2: Of course
Stranger 2: Id remember obviously
Stranger 1: yea
Stranger 2: I wish some teacher'd do that
Stranger 2: I wanna watch porn now
Stranger 1: same
Stranger 2: Thats haha
Stranger 1: ellie idol
Stranger 2: Thanks^*
Stranger 1: looks like zooey deshcanel
Stranger 1: OMG
Stranger 1: umm
Stranger 1: riley madison
Stranger 2: really
Stranger 1: it hink
Stranger 1: shes hotty
Stranger 2: Riley madison
Stranger 1: but yes look right now
Stranger 1: yea shes a babe
Stranger 2: I would destroy here
Stranger 1: shes such a hottie
Stranger 1: omfg
Stranger 1: thier a video
Stranger 2: It's true
Stranger 1: of her with some blakcguy
Stranger 1: and he cunms in her mouth
Stranger 1: then she spits it in his and he swallows it!
Stranger 1: iw as like wTF
Stranger 1: GROSS
Stranger 2: Thats nasty
Stranger 1: no joke i was laughing
Stranger 2: Boner killer
Stranger 1: yep
Stranger 2: Yeah I would like scream in laughter
Stranger 1: its like riley madison tugjobs
Stranger 1: skip towards end
Stranger 1: read the coment its so funny
Stranger 1: people are like WTF NIGGER
Stranger 2: Haha
Stranger 1: watch that for lols
Stranger 2: Id imagine
Stranger 1: then watch ellie idol for zoeey deschanel
Stranger 2: I wonder if like male pornstars masturbate
Stranger 2: Like on spare time
Stranger 2: Or are they always fucking
Stranger 1: doubt it
Stranger 1: they got some hot chick at home
Stranger 1: unlike us fags
Stranger 2: I got one
Stranger 1: yea but shes doesnt live with yeee
Stranger 2: But she is sadly away atm
Stranger 1: SEE!
Stranger 2: Shes visiting family oh ma gerd
Stranger 1: my last GF
Stranger 1: was hottie
Stranger 1: but
Stranger 1: i hated how she always wanted to sleep over in my bed
Stranger 1: and i would rather be alone
Stranger 2: So what
Stranger 1: it was annoying
Stranger 2: I wouldn't -__-
Stranger 1: they get so clingly
Stranger 2: ok my like
Stranger 2: Fruend that's a girl
Stranger 2: And i
Stranger 2: Planned a sleepover
Stranger 2: Like a slumber party
Stranger 1: go on
Stranger 2: Should my girlfriend be jealous?
Stranger 1: umm
Stranger 1: not sure
Stranger 1: females are anturally agressive
Stranger 2: Like we're good friends
Stranger 1: they hate eachother
Stranger 2: Like we'll chill and drink hot chocolate
Stranger 1: hmm
Stranger 2: And play xbox
Stranger 2: Thats probably it
Stranger 1: thats pretty cool
Stranger 2: I know
Stranger 1: how old are you
Stranger 1: this makes a diffrence
Stranger 1: <22
Stranger 2: If I'm in university
Stranger 2: Does it really matter how old I am
Stranger 2: I'm not living with my parents
Stranger 2: So
Stranger 1: hmm
Stranger 2: Plus there
Stranger 1: well lets see
Stranger 1: woudl u let ur gf spend the night at her best guy friends house?
Stranger 1: and does your friend whom is a girl have a BF
Stranger 2: As long as I knew he wouldnt fuck her, and no
Stranger 2: Im not gonna try anything on her anywas
Stranger 2: Anyways^*
Stranger 1: i only have 1 friend whom is a girl i wouldnt bang
Stranger 2: I would bang her
Stranger 2: But I'm loyal to my girlfriend
Stranger 1: yea
Stranger 2: I really like her
Stranger 1: this shit happens
Stranger 2: I don't want to lose her
Stranger 1: idk human nature is odd
Stranger 2: No joke
Stranger 1: one reason i like being alone
Stranger 2: She'll probably come onto me
Stranger 2: And I will go with it
Stranger 1: yea^
Stranger 2: But my GF doesn't have to know
Stranger 2: Shh
Stranger 1: a bit fucked up
Stranger 2: Don't tell her
Stranger 1: i wont
Stranger 1: trust me
Stranger 2: Ok
Stranger 2: We're cool
Stranger 2: Niw
Stranger 2: Now*
Stranger 1: if some girl is playing xbox with me
Stranger 1: in pajamas?!
Stranger 1: shes cool as fuck
Stranger 1: i would do her
Stranger 1: if she came onto me
Stranger 1: thats whats going to happen mate
Stranger 2: I'd do her faster than she could say fuck me
Stranger 2: And I know
Stranger 1: hmm
Stranger 2: Thats what's gonna happen
Stranger 1: we would prob be friends in RL lol
Stranger 2: And she's sleeping in my bed as well
Stranger 2: So...
Stranger 1: its jsut going to happen
Stranger 2: I know
Stranger 1: and your going to have to lie
Stranger 1: but
Stranger 1: w/e
Stranger 2: I agree
Stranger 1: let me see ur friend
Stranger 1: not ur GF or u obvi
Stranger 2: This is what's happening
Stranger 2: >girl comes over
Stranger 2: >boom Xbox
Stranger 2: >we don't waste time
Stranger 1: >???
Stranger 1: >Profit!
Stranger 2: >start playing it up
Stranger 2: >halo because that's all she plays
Stranger 1: Obvi
Stranger 2: >seduces me
Stranger 1: all girls love that shit and it is badass
Stranger 2: >head over to my bes
Stranger 1: > Easily seduces*
Stranger 2: >romping.jpg
Stranger 2: >drink hot chocolate
Stranger 1: nice
Stranger 2: >pillow fighy
Stranger 2: >>rompingX2.jpg
Stranger 2: >alright we cool
Stranger 2: >more Xbox while naked
Stranger 1: >dontellGF.jpg
Stranger 2: >because we roll like that
Stranger 2: Yes that too
Stranger 1: pic of thsi girl
Stranger 2: Fool proof I think
Stranger 1: sounds crystal
Stranger 2: Amen
Stranger 2: So you want pics?
Stranger 1: yea
Stranger 2: How will I get them to you?
Stranger 1: hmm
Stranger 1: u on /b/
Stranger 1: ?
Stranger 2: Of course
Stranger 1: rate me gf?
Stranger 2: What was all that greentext about
Stranger 1: yes i know
Stranger 2: So
Stranger 2: Hmm
Stranger 1: ok heres what im going to do
Stranger 2: Im on my ipod
Stranger 1: ummm
Stranger 1: tinypic?
Stranger 1: or something
Stranger 2: Nope
Stranger 2: -__-
Stranger 2: idk
Stranger 2: Is it important
Stranger 2: She's doable
Stranger 1: rating
Stranger 2: And relatively hot
Stranger 1: ?
Stranger 2: Umm
Stranger 2: Id say
Stranger 1: see now i want to see
Stranger 2: Like a
Stranger 2: 7-8/10
Stranger 2: Like a 7.75/10
Stranger 2: Maybe an 8/10
Stranger 1: white?
Stranger 1: mexi
Stranger 2: In my opinion
Stranger 1: white prob
Stranger 2: Yes superior race
Stranger 1: amen
Stranger 2: Haha
Stranger 1: u play league of legends?
Stranger 2: Never mix breeds
Stranger 1: its bad for genes
Stranger 2: Nope I do not
Stranger 1: starcraft?
Stranger 1: 2
Stranger 2: And hell yeah
Stranger 2: E'rry day
Stranger 1: k give code we can be friends
Stranger 2: I have no idea what mine is
Stranger 1: umm
Stranger 1: ekkyz 554
Stranger 1: i think
Stranger 1: hold on...
Stranger 2: Alright
Stranger 2: I'll add you next time I'm on then
Stranger 1: let me check that number
Stranger 2: Alrighty then
Stranger 1: starcraft is laoding slow cuase i was playing battle toads
Stranger 2: Battle toads is amazinh
Stranger 2: Wait
Stranger 2: Do you know about SS13?
Stranger 1: sounds familier
Stranger 1: and yes ***** ***
Stranger 1: 1200 winz
Stranger 2: Ok
Stranger 2: SS13 is the best game
Stranger 2: Ever
Stranger 1: fallotu 2
Stranger 1: fallout 2*
Stranger 2: Naw
Stranger 2: Im not really a huge PC gamer
Stranger 1: what is this game like
Stranger 2: SS13?
Stranger 2: Well
Stranger 2: It's like a space station
Stranger 2: And there are up to 50 people on board
Stranger 2: And they all have a job
Stranger 2: And there are objectives
Stranger 2: Like
Stranger 2: Save gnome chompski
Stranger 1: yes
Stranger 2: And stuff
Stranger 2: Its cool
Stranger 2: You can be a botanist
Stranger 2: And grow weed
Stranger 1: is it free
Stranger 2: Hell yeah
Stranger 1: ill google it
Stranger 2: Google
Stranger 1: i installed rome total war yesterday
Stranger 2: Is it good?
Stranger 1: one of the best games ever
Stranger 2: Omg
Stranger 2: Ive heard good things
Stranger 2: Space station 13 getting started
Stranger 1: think su do in the game give u benifits
Stranger 2: Google that^*
Stranger 1: kk
Stranger 2: alright
Stranger 2: Tells you how to download
Stranger 2: And get started
Stranger 2: Obviously
Stranger 1: yea i have it open in tab
Stranger 2: Nice, nice
Stranger 1: wtf
Stranger 1: this is badass
Stranger 2: I know
Stranger 2: You can creat LSD and shit
Stranger 1: http://ss13.donglabs.com/index.php?title=File:Charsetup.png
Stranger 1: char set yp
Stranger 1: WTF
Stranger 2: I can't see I'm on me iPod
Stranger 1: oh
Stranger 2: And to lazy to get the omegle app
Stranger 1: its copy pasta
Stranger 1: anyways
Stranger 2: Yeah I can see that
Stranger 1: u lvie in cali?
Stranger 1: live
Stranger 1: w/e
Stranger 2: No
Stranger 2: Im in
Stranger 2: BC
Stranger 2: in canada
Stranger 1: damn lucky
Stranger 1: candian chicks <3
Stranger 2: Its the same time as Cali tho
Stranger 2: Yes
Stranger 2: We have really
Stranger 1: no wonder
Stranger 2: Attractive women
Stranger 1: "sleep over for slumber party"
Stranger 1: these americunts dont do that
Stranger 1: i used to live in brisbane
Stranger 1: australians are hookers though haha
Stranger 2: Where the hell is that
Stranger 1: OZ
Stranger 2: Huh
Stranger 1: Australia
Stranger 2: Nice
Stranger 1: im american though
Stranger 2: Are they really hookers?
Stranger 1: not fat :P
Stranger 1: and yes they are
Stranger 1: easy women
Stranger 1: and hookers are legal
Stranger 1: some guy got one
Stranger 1: and payed her in chicken nuggets
Stranger 2: Oh shit
Stranger 2: Haha
Stranger 1: was in the news ahhaha
Stranger 2: Was she black?
Stranger 1: hahahaha]
Stranger 1: nah
Stranger 1: those abos are crazy though
Stranger 2: Dude I have like a seventies playlist happening here
Stranger 1: huffing paint
Stranger 1: i jsut got my fucked up music
Stranger 2: Thats unfortunate
Stranger 1: jeffresons airplane
Stranger 1: jeffersons airplane*
Stranger 2: I just finished listening to 'the Joker' by Steve miller band
Stranger 2: Now it's doobie brothers
Stranger 1: somebody to love jeffersons airplane
Stranger 1: my parents were old as fuck when they had me
Stranger 1: so i know all tha tmusic
Stranger 1: my fav song
Stranger 2: That's not half bad man
Stranger 2: Decent
Stranger 1: alright im gonna shower and watch trigun
Stranger 2: Alrighy
Stranger 1: play starcraft sometime
Stranger 2: I'll lettcha go
Stranger 2: Gonna go browse /b/ and fap
Stranger 1: same
Stranger 1: ellie idol
Stranger 2: To pictures of sleepover partner
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 2: Now read the question
Stranger 2: We had to discuss
Stranger 1: yea
Stranger 1: the internet is ADHD
Stranger 2: Yeah
Stranger 2: Exactly
Stranger 2: We did talk about books a little
Stranger 1: this persons jsut lurking
Stranger 2: Most probably
Stranger 1: prob wants to hang out
Stranger 2: Probably
Stranger 2: Hes like
Stranger 2: /b/ros
Stranger 2: What's up?
Stranger 2: But he cant
Stranger 2: Because he's a third wheel
Stranger 1: hes in chasity
Stranger 1: he loves this shit
Stranger 2: Haha
Stranger 2: Probe gets off to it
Stranger 2: Probs^*
Stranger 1: hes typing in notepad all teh things he would say
Stranger 2: hahahahahaha
Stranger 2: Of course
Stranger 1: fat naked hairy MFEr
Stranger 1: or
Stranger 1: omfg
Stranger 1: how chick
Stranger 1: mostly likely hotchick
Stranger 1: 98% going to be a babe watchinh
Stranger 1: the internet has lots of girls on it
Stranger 2: Haha
Stranger 2: It does
Stranger 2: Know she would be the girl to ask my question to
Stranger 2: Of the slumber party thing
Stranger 1: damn
Stranger 1: well u already made up your mind
Stranger 2: I have
Stranger 1: and that is whats going to happen
Stranger 2: Yes
Stranger 2: It's greentext official
Stranger 1: >sleeping on floor
Stranger 1: >new years
Stranger 1: >drunk as fuck
Stranger 1: >girl lays down next to me
Stranger 1: >dafuck.jpg
Stranger 1: >sex
Stranger 2: Awesome
Stranger 1: dont lay next to me
Stranger 2: Was she hot?
Stranger 1: if u are a girl
Stranger 1: yea
Stranger 2: Even better
Stranger 2: Dude
Stranger 2: Even better
Stranger 2: >playing guitar in room
Stranger 2: >knock on door
Stranger 2: >some girl walked by and heard my melodies
Stranger 2: >staycool.jog
Stranger 2: >may I help you?
Stranger 2: >just wanted to see who was playing guitar, it was amazing
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 2: >slips number in my breast pockey
Stranger 2: >mfw
Stranger 2: >mfw I have no face
Stranger 1: >go to friend of girls house
Stranger 1: >go to girl whom is a frinds house*
Stranger 1: >start party
Stranger 1: >get drinking
Stranger 1: >sexy sister comes in
Stranger 1: >unplug music and plug in iphone
Stranger 1: >start playing nazi zombies thorugh speakers
Stranger 1: >starts laughing
Stranger 1: >brings me to room
Stranger 1: >roll roll joint
Stranger 1: >sex
Stranger 1: da fuck
Stranger 1: thsi si why i dont trust chicks
Stranger 1: her bf lived in oregan though
Stranger 2: Because they take advantage of you
Stranger 1: he moved thier
Stranger 2: I know
Stranger 1: so it was like out of state shut
Stranger 1: he wanted to fight me
Stranger 1: i said shes a hooker and u moved
Stranger 1: shake hands
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 2: Nice
Stranger 2: Alright
Stranger 2: Alright
Stranger 2: Question
Stranger 2: Is it weird to have sex with a step-sibling
Stranger 2: ??
Stranger 1: if not by blood
Stranger 1: i knew somone whos parents got married
Stranger 1: becuase they were dating
Stranger 1: and their parents meet that way
Stranger 1: HOW FUCKKED?
Stranger 1: expected to lvie in same house with your ex GF?
Stranger 2: That is weird
Stranger 1: yea i can drop his and her FB
Stranger 1: its no lie
Stranger 1: its so fucked up
Stranger 1: felt bad for him
Stranger 2: Thats pretty fucked
Stranger 2: But still
Stranger 1: people were like uf cuked ur sister
Stranger 2: Ive fucked my step sister
Stranger 2: -__-
Stranger 1: i was like not really they dated before their parents got married
Stranger 2: tight like a tiger
Stranger 1: rly?
Stranger 2: She
Stranger 2: Is
Stranger 2: Sexy
Stranger 1: god damnit
Stranger 1: need pics
Stranger 1: to prove
Stranger 2: To prove me fucking her?
Stranger 1: but no thats not bad or wrong
Stranger 1: no haha
Stranger 2: Or she's hot?
Stranger 1: to prove she hot
Stranger 2: Oh haha
Stranger 1: u ever see cruel intentions?
Stranger 1: same shit
Stranger 2: Nope I havent
Stranger 1: its a movie about it
Stranger 1: michelle geller
Stranger 2: And I feel bad giving out personal info
Stranger 1: reese whthersppoon
Stranger 1: i cant spell wtf
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 2: Fuck spelling
Stranger 1: its for gays
Stranger 1: how long ago was this
Stranger 2: >step sis walking around house
Stranger 2: (still at home)
Stranger 2: >fucking sexy white Jean shorts
Stranger 2: >filling out ass like amazingly
Stranger 2: >getting turned on just looking
Stranger 2: >ask if she wants to go swimming
Stranger 2: >alright
Stranger 2: >get pool ready
Stranger 2: >boom jump i
Stranger 2: In^*
Stranger 2: >bikini is fucking outstanding
Stranger 2: >curves flying off her body
Stranger 2: >Slips into pool so so soooo sexily (if that's a word)
Stranger 2: >fuck can't contain the beast
Stranger 2: >swim for a little as to not confuse any ome
Stranger 2: One^*
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 2: >she says she's cold
Stranger 2: >boom nows my chance
Stranger 2: >forgot towels
Stranger 2: >even better
Stranger 2: >get out
Stranger 2: >have my towel
Stranger 2: >say hey I'll share it
Stranger 2: >ok
Stranger 1: omgzzz
Stranger 2: >sitting there
Stranger 2: >towel around both of us
Stranger 2: >step sis
Stranger 2: >wanna go upstairs? I wanna get out of this its cold.... And you're warm ;D
Stranger 2: >...did this just happen
Stranger 2: >confused for a bit
Stranger 2: >yeah sure
Stranger 2: So she goes to her room and I go to mine
Stranger 2: >she says not over there, over here
Stranger 2: >calls me over
Stranger 2: btw we were the only 2 home
Stranger 1: i figured
Stranger 2: >sits me down on bed
Stranger 2: >takes off top
Stranger 2: >sweet lucious tithes
Stranger 2: Titties^*
Stranger 2: >comes over kissing engaged
Stranger 2: >calmdownbuddy.jpg
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 1: u pre bro?
Stranger 2: What?
Stranger 1: u enver seen worka holics?
Stranger 1: workaholics*
Stranger 2: Never
Stranger 1: damn
Stranger 1: its joke from them
Stranger 2: Oh haha
Stranger 1: but go on
Stranger 2: >hand goes down my pants
Stranger 2: >feeling her tits
Stranger 2: >unlike no other
Stranger 2: God damnit
Stranger 2: I got a boner right now
Stranger 2: >she pulls my shorts down
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 1: u have to psot pic
Stranger 1: now
Stranger 1: pic worth 1,000 words
Stranger 2: >out flops little Jimmy, who is not not so little anymore
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 2: Well
Stranger 2: This is a great event in my life
Stranger 2: No doubt
Stranger 2: But should I go on?
Stranger 2: Or pics?
Stranger 2: Or both?
Stranger 1: i see were this is going
Stranger 1: up to u
Stranger 1: im thinking pic
Stranger 2: How shall you receive it?
Stranger 1: wat is good way
Stranger 2: I have no clue
Stranger 1: u are on iphone
Stranger 1: u need desktop
Stranger 2: Im
Stranger 2: I don't have access to one atm
Stranger 2: And I would if I could
Stranger 1: hmm idk
Stranger 1: maybe later
Stranger 2: Alright
Stranger 1: fuck its 3:30
Stranger 2: It is 3:27
Stranger 1: Same thing
Stranger 2: I still need to fap
Stranger 2: Even more now -__-
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 1: sun rises at 5:55
Stranger 2: yup
Stranger 1: i ahve to sleep before that or i die
Stranger 2: Haha
Stranger 2: Same
Stranger 1: been going to sleep 5:30-6 every day past two weeks
Stranger 2: Yeah I've been going to sleep at like 3-4
Stranger 2: For the past week
Stranger 1: thats not as bad
Stranger 2: Not nearly
Stranger 1: i have to go on a trip to fix this
Stranger 2: Have fun ^_^
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 1: i want to play this space station game
Stranger 1: this shit looks so badass
Stranger 2: It's quite bad ass
Stranger 2: Just start by learning the station and the basics of the game
Stranger 1: yea
Stranger 2: Then get into the fun stuff
Stranger 1: im going to shower sleep wakeup eat bacon play space station
Stranger 2: Nice
Stranger 2: Have fun chum
Stranger 1: later mate
Stranger 2: Not sure to fap to step sister GF or friend whom is a girl -__-
Stranger 1: cut off ur gf head
Stranger 1: then put on ur sister body
Stranger 1: and ur friends legs
Stranger 2: No
Stranger 1: and put thsi picture somewhere ur GF will find it as joke
Stranger 2: Ok
Stranger 2: I'll do it
Stranger 1: i do shit like that all the time its funny
Stranger 1: Step 1 : find picture of a couple
Stranger 1: Step 2 put as background on computer
Stranger 1: Step 3 invite one of them over
Stranger 1: Step 4 make sure they see it
Stranger 1: Step 5 say nothing
Stranger 2: Haha
Stranger 1: i do it to my friend and his GF all the time
Stranger 2: Whay?
Stranger 1: i get a picute of them kissing or some shit
Stranger 1: and put it as my background
Stranger 2: Haha sweet
Stranger 1: of course when they are coming over
Stranger 1: so they see it and are like WTF
Stranger 1: i laugh my ass off
Stranger 2: Well
Stranger 2: Ill let you go mate
Stranger 2: Must fap
Stranger 2: Peace
Stranger 1: Bye
Stranger 1 has disconnected
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