4 September 2006
ah är i västerås å dräggar just nu, glömde min kamera sladd så jag kan inte få in nå sköna västerås bilder i datorn tyvär, men istället hadde morsan hittat en hel del bilder på mig som
killer ducks 3006,, fan, en sån här jävel bet mig när jag var liten å späd,, en dag ska jag få min hämnd!
# A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in
kunde inte simma då, kan inte simma nu, what the diffrent?
# When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
first gay on the moon
# When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
# The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
vet att det är fett gay å lägga upp sånna här bilder men,, I rest my case...
# When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on
# Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
# For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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# Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
# Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
# Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a gree
dont drink and drive..
# On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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