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Let's start things off by kidnapping Adam Hills*. And love is like malaria. Or like a lost fart. And it's really important to get your cat microchipped, "'cause it means if he gets lost, someone can just take him in, get him scanned, and then they can find out how much credit he's got left, and then I can download him as a ringtone." And giraffes are ace for so many reasons. And if rich folk in Perth have to pay for anything, "they just shake their beards and golden dust flies out. Like a Bogan** Gandalf." And what if I wasn't worried until this Aussie waitor told me "No worries, mate!"? And if you take a dead vulture on a plane, it's carry-on. And then a crazy song about the successive stages of sleep to finish everything off.
That's what you get if you click this link. Don't click it unless you have lots of time on your hands and are prepared to have a really sore face tomorrow.
http://youtu.be/IXLV6Ybo3SM
*) http://dayviews.com/almandin/499264231/ och http://dayviews.com/almandin/500081380/
**) Australisk bonnläpp med grötig dialekt
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