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How to be EMO: a step by step guide
1. Start off by telling yourself you’re a lousy person. Do anything that could hurt your self-esteem—really it makes the later steps easier and more efficient.
2. Disregard any real friends you have, you don’t need them.
3. Dye your hair black. It expresses your void, depressed, inner self.
4. Stop going out to social events. You’re to upset with life to face them. Stay home in bed.
5. Buy a journal, and make sure you bring it everywhere with you, so when you think of any certain EMO feelings that you have, you can write about them. title it: “my sad emo life”
6. Start failing your classes. You wouldn’t want anyone to know there’s a genius under all your sorrowful exterior. Start ditching classes.
7. Stop masturbating all together. With all your moods swings lately, you can’t stay concentrated long enough.
8. Stop eating. Or if you can’t do that, start eating an obscene amount of food. Either way comfort yourself with food, or the lack thereof.
9. Have you been smiling? Stop it. EMO kids don’t smile.
10. Congratulations, you’ve successfully become EMO.
2. Disregard any real friends you have, you don’t need them.
3. Dye your hair black. It expresses your void, depressed, inner self.
4. Stop going out to social events. You’re to upset with life to face them. Stay home in bed.
5. Buy a journal, and make sure you bring it everywhere with you, so when you think of any certain EMO feelings that you have, you can write about them. title it: “my sad emo life”
6. Start failing your classes. You wouldn’t want anyone to know there’s a genius under all your sorrowful exterior. Start ditching classes.
7. Stop masturbating all together. With all your moods swings lately, you can’t stay concentrated long enough.
8. Stop eating. Or if you can’t do that, start eating an obscene amount of food. Either way comfort yourself with food, or the lack thereof.
9. Have you been smiling? Stop it. EMO kids don’t smile.
10. Congratulations, you’ve successfully become EMO.
2. Done but took 'em back.
3. Done but made it blond again.
4. Done but did it again :x
5. :D
6. n__n'' Done D:
7. O.o? What's masturbating?
8 Done <3
9 What's smiling?
10. OH DAMN D: QwQ
Kidding :D
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