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Armageddon
NASA: An asteroid is coming. We are in trouble.
Nerd :You must blow it up from the inside. Probably.
NASA: Let's teach drillers to be astronauts, on account of drilling is too hard for astronauts to learn.
Bruce Willis: Instead for a ninjillion dollars, we will only do it if we don't have to pay taxes anymore, because audiences can relate to that.
Audience: I can relate to that. Therefore, I love it.
THE END
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