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<p align="center" style="margin: 0cm 1.5pt 1.5pt; text-align: center;">Hej jag heter Martin, men ni kan kalla mig EmoMartin. Jag gillar Naken Janna inte de minsta. Nästan lika mycket som Lill-babs. En gång kom Rektorn på mig i skaferiet när jag runkade av en man. Men jag sa att jag bara förhindrade växthuseffekten. Nu ska jag be en bön så att inte mormor viker ut sig i playboy.<p align="center" style="margin: 0cm 1.5pt 1.5pt; text-align: center;">#222527; font-family: Arial;"> <p align="center" style="margin: 0cm 1.5pt 1.5pt; text-align: center;">#222527; font-family: Arial;"> <p align="center" style="margin: 0cm 1.5pt 1.5pt; text-align: center;"> 

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Hej jag heter (1), men ni kan kalla mig (2).

Jag gillar (3) (4), nästan lika mycket som (5).

En gång kom (6) på mig (7) när jag (8).

Men jag sa att jag bara (9). Nu ska jag be en bön så att inte (10).

1) DITT NAMN


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under 36 - söt(ditt namn)

37-38 - bajs(ditt namn)

38-39 - äckel(ditt namn)

39-40 - homo(ditt namn)

41-43 - älsklings(ditt namn)

över 43 - emo(ditt namn)

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Simens - Pappa

Samsung - Naken Janne

Nokia - Lordi

Sony Ericsson - Hitler

Motorola - din mamma

LG - HIV-Anders

Apple - Jultomten

Annat - barnen i bullebyn

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grön - lite grann

blå - jätte mycket

grå - så in i helvete mycket!

brun - lagom mycket

olika på båda ögonen - att jag dör

annat - inte det minsta

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blå - Robbie Williams

vit - Westlife

Orange - Abba

grön - Pikku G

gul - Sven-Ingvars

svart - lill-babs

lila- Markoolio

grå - vikingarna

rosa - Roger Pontare

Annan - kyrkokören

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Aktuellt - Pappa

Fråga doktorn - Mamma

Lilla sportspegeln - Brorsan

Lost - Syrran

Bolibompa - Morfar

House - Grannen

2900 happieness - Rörmockaren

På spåret - Chefen

Simpsons - Rektorn

Efterlyst - Polisen

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Choklad - På bussen

Lösgodis - I duschen

Surt - I skafferiet

Salt - På jobbet

Sött - I provhytten

Rostat - I soptunnan

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Januari - kissade

Februari - härmade Danny

Mars - runkade av en man

April - hånglade med en spegel

Maj - onanerade

Juni - stal pengar

Juli - misshandlade pensionärer

Augusti - hade sex med Bosse bildoktorn

September - provade min nya BH

Oktober - läste porrtidningar

November - Petade mig i näsan

December - dödade lillebror

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Halvlångt - motionerade

Långt - kastade lasso

Kort - förhindrade växthuseffekten

Skallig - letade efter knark

Page - lekte kurragömma

Axellångt - utövade yoga

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Under 140cm - min gris knivmördar mig ikväll

141-155cm - Gubben i månen vill ha sex med mig

156-165cm - någon damsugarförsäljare hoppar fram ur garderoben

166-175cm - Mina kaktusar dör

176-185cm - jag får stånd i kyrkan

över 186 cm - mormor viker ut sig i playboy

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Fr33drik Mon 9 Mar 2009 20:04

Varför blev din cepppe?

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S-undkvist Mon 9 Mar 2009 20:05

jag vet inte.. de bah "YEY JAG E GAY"

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Anonymous Sun 8 Mar 2009 21:29

Karin axelsson <3 :D

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S-undkvist Sun 8 Mar 2009 21:30

yeay! den snygga varianten^^

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Anonymous Sun 8 Mar 2009 20:29

Fixa texten seriöst ;O

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S-undkvist Sun 8 Mar 2009 20:30

jag har f&ouml;rs&ouml;kt -.-

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Anonymous Sun 8 Mar 2009 20:22

fattar ingenting xD

<3

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S-undkvist Sun 8 Mar 2009 20:23

inte jag heller ._.

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