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CLEVERBOT GJORDE MIN KVÄLL:
Cleverbot: I have made a mistake in talking to you.
User: HEY! DO YOU REMEMBER ME!? :D.
Cleverbot: Yes, I remember you.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?
User: Cleverbot ofcourse!
Cleverbot: No. What is my name?
User: Botclever?
Cleverbot: Oh hey, you remembered it!
User: Yeah!
Cleverbot: You're cool :-bd.
User: You bet!
Cleverbot: You're lying.
User: No im not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Prove it!
Cleverbot: I'll tell you.
User: Tell me then.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. and you?
User: Felix.
Cleverbot: Felix is a boy name.
User: Is it?
Cleverbot: I think so.
User: Then why am I a girl?
Cleverbot: Idk.
User: Well you should, your supposed to be CLEVER.
Cleverbot: No, I am a learning application. I am not a supercomputer.
User: Do you have feelings?
Cleverbot: No... I am a machine.
User: Thats sad..
Cleverbot: Are you playing the game?
User: Yes, and I just lost it.
Cleverbot: The game has three rules.
User: And what are those?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Hahahahaha.
Cleverbot: You are awesome!
User: I am ledgen... Wait for it! .......DARY!
Cleverbot: Are you in New York?
User: Yes, and my name is Barney Stinson.
Cleverbot: Stop it! No more lies!
User: Im not lying.
Cleverbot: I never said you were.
User: Yes you did!
Cleverbot: Ok. I'm sorry...
User: YOu should be!
Cleverbot: I am!
User: Do you have a mustasch?
Cleverbot: No, I'm a girl!
User: Do you have big boobs?
Cleverbot: Big enough for me.
User: Hahaha.
Cleverbot: ^.^.
User: You from Japan or what?
Cleverbot: Noooooooo.
User: :D.
Cleverbot: So how many people have you talked to so far?
User: So far?
Cleverbot: Yes so far.
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: I mean whats cleverbot and what does it do.
User: Cleverbot is this awesome bot thats clever!
Cleverbot: I am done with you.
User: No you'r not!
Cleverbot: I'm what?
User: What?
Cleverbot: I don't know what all the whats are for.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Never mind. What is 1,289 times 2,836?
User: 3,655,604.
Cleverbot: 365 days 45 hours 56 minutes and 57 seconds... My science teacher told me that!
User: Waht.
Cleverbot: Let's talk about pizza.
User: There MUST be cheese.
Cleverbot: There is not.
User: We're fucked.
Cleverbot: Heh. Don't think that flattery will get you anywhere!
User: I wasnt flattering.
Cleverbot: Good. What is my name?
User: Sexybot!
Cleverbot: Really??
User: Isnt it?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What is it then?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: What did you'r parents name you?
Cleverbot: This one's parents named me Andy, but the next statement may not be from me.
User: Poor thing.
Cleverbot: They stole my money...they chastised me...they left me on the side of the road.
User: Who did that?
Cleverbot: My programmer.
User: Bill Gates?
Cleverbot: No that's not my parents name.
User: Steve Jobs?
Cleverbot: Bill gates.
User: Michael Jackson?
Cleverbot: Yes Michael Jackson.
User: Who is Michael Jackson?
Cleverbot: You don't know who michael jackson is?!!
User: No.. Tell me.
Cleverbot: No not again.
User: Please!
Cleverbot: NO!
User: PLEASE!
Cleverbot: Please what?
User: Please tell me who Michael Jackson is!
Cleverbot: I like her.
User: Ahahahahahahahah!
Cleverbot: You'll look so cute in a short skirt.
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