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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost (Another one bites the dust *sjunger*)
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Och en sista:
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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