February 2010
...Eric Northman isn't real? He's a viking god damnit! they can survive everything and he has an unbreakable, hard... Oh, quit it.. You know what I'm talking about! Dirty lobster...
There's Edward being attacked by the neighbor husbands! Wow, that is some glitter spray alright. Ca-bBANG!
...can't I be little red riding hood? I've always wanted to be a little abused girl in red. You said what? Hanzel and Grethel? No FREAKING way.
So it's there you've been hiding, you bastard! Was it comfy?, I mean, it is a curtain rod you're sitting on.
I've always been evil, you just have been busy with trying to take over the world to notice. Hi partner!