Thursday 6 March 2008 photo 2/5
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A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read something like this: RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH. QUALIFICATIONS: 1) WON'T BEAT ME UP 2) WON'T RUN AWAY 3) HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail etc, all to no avail, none seemed to match her qualifications. Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the welcome mat. Perplexed, she asked: - Who are you? And what do you want? - Hi! He said. Your search is over, for I'm the man of your dreams. I've got no arms so I can't beat you up and no legs so I can't run away. - Well then! She said. What makes you think that you're so great in bed? To which he replied: - Well, I rang the doorbell, didn't I? hähähä ;D
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Anonymous
Fri 7 Mar 2008 00:29
LAL fräckis där ;) Nu ska jag ladda upp en bild i denna historias ära!
LolitianJedi
Thu 6 Mar 2008 18:21
varfor fotar du alltid dig sjalv i badrummet? Ha! jag ska borja kalla badrum the Badroom. :D
Bexinator
Thu 6 Mar 2008 18:22
för att det är bäst ljus där ;) det är itne bra, men bättre än mitt ständigt döende ljus i mitt rum ;)
oh! typ, brb, i have to go to the badroom :D
oh! typ, brb, i have to go to the badroom :D
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