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Idag åker jag till PiP :O
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Two blokes go into a pub.
Well, I say two.
But this is supposed to be a three bloke joke.
So they had a couple of ales and ploughmans to wait for the third bloke.
After a while, a woman walks up and says,
"Maybe I can help."
One bloke replies: "Sorry, this is a three bloke joke.
Two man and a woman wouldn't really work out."
Then woman says, "Actually, I am a bloke.
I'm just waiting for a transvestite innuendo
routine that hasn't shown up yet."
So the blokes go "Oh, thank you,"
and they start the joke.
So: three blokes go into a pub.
Well, I say three.
One's actually dressed as a woman,
but he's actually a man underneath,
so we're alright on paper.
So they go into the pub,
and who shall they run into but the bloke that was
supposed to be in the joke in the first place.
The two blokes go "Where have you been?
We've been waiting for you for half an hour!"
The late bloke states as he catches his breathe
"Sorry I'm late. I oveslept cut me some slack."
Then he sees the woman.
"Who's this woman?"
"She had to fill in for you because you were late!"
And the late bloke says,
"You're not going to kick me out of the joke are you?
I've been doing the third bloke in the three-blokes-go-into-a-pub joke for 20 years!"
The two blokes says, "Yes, we are kicking you out.
Now sit down and shut up!"
So the first bloke goes up to the bar.
The late bloke starts heckling him.
He shouts out: "HEARD IT!!"
The first bloke says
"Well of COURSE you've heard it!
You've beenn doing the joke for 20 years!"
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Well, I say two.
But this is supposed to be a three bloke joke.
So they had a couple of ales and ploughmans to wait for the third bloke.
After a while, a woman walks up and says,
One bloke replies: "Sorry, this is a three bloke joke.
Two man and a woman wouldn't really work out."
Then woman says, "Actually, I am a bloke.
I'm just waiting for a transvestite innuendo
routine that hasn't shown up yet."
So the blokes go "Oh, thank you,"
and they start the joke.
So: three blokes go into a pub.
Well, I say three.
One's actually dressed as a woman,
but he's actually a man underneath,
so we're alright on paper.
So they go into the pub,
and who shall they run into but the bloke that was
supposed to be in the joke in the first place.
The two blokes go "Where have you been?
We've been waiting for you for half an hour!"
The late bloke states as he catches his breathe
"Sorry I'm late. I oveslept cut me some slack."
Then he sees the woman.
"She had to fill in for you because you were late!"
And the late bloke says,
"You're not going to kick me out of the joke are you?
I've been doing the third bloke in the three-blokes-go-into-a-pub joke for 20 years!"
The two blokes says, "Yes, we are kicking you out.
Now sit down and shut up!"
So the first bloke goes up to the bar.
The late bloke starts heckling him.
He shouts out: "HEARD IT!!"
The first bloke says
"Well of COURSE you've heard it!
You've beenn doing the joke for 20 years!"
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Kom jag fram till idag xD
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