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You: You sir, are a liar!
Stranger: I know I am
Stranger: but when did u find out>
Stranger: ?
You: Then why do you deny the fact that life is nothing and that death is everything but nontheless a digress from nothing but the biological sentence of criminally insane locusts?
Stranger: cuz I am a liar
Stranger: u allredy know that
You: Indeed i did, but speaking of the criminally insane loctusts, who am i but nothing of everything and something that is a part of a "thing"?
Stranger: funnyjunk??
You: Excuse me?
Stranger: r u a funnyjunker??
You: Am i something that you cannot grasp due to your inferior intellect? or are you just simply one of the criminally insane locusts?
Stranger: I think I am one of the criminally insane locusts....
Stranger: but I'm not sure
You: I deny this!
You: The truth is nothing but a lie, but the lie is the truth and henceforth the truth and the lie is of the same nature.
Stranger: thus I do not exsist
You: Ah! Now we are on the same plane of existance, my phatasmal sir.
You: But nonexistance is the counter to existance and since the truth and the lie is of the same nature you both exist and do not exist!
Stranger: yes!!!! you have discovered somting that men and women have been trying to find for ages
Stranger: I must congrajulate u
You: You are digressing from the subject and are not on the same plane of existance, good sir, and i will have to punish you severly for this, with a swarm of criminally insane existant and non existant locusts!
Stranger: I am sorry good madam but u have lost me
You: And as you have lost me, phantasmal spy of the realm of hair eating darkness, i have lost you.
Stranger: I have to go now madam for I think my master-who-is-not-my-master the dodo bird that talks-yet-doesn't-talk is calling me
You: You fail at the language of the insane, good sire, but yes, i bid thee farewell and hope to see thee in another life and another realm of hair eating.
Stranger: fair the well madam
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