30 ways to annoy KISAME :D ;

1.Steal his Samehada

2.Make sure he doesn’t find it till two weeks later

3.When he does find it, tell him that Tobi stole it

4.Whenever he walks into the same room as you, scream “SHARK ATTACK"  at the top of your lungs

5.Ask him why his skin is blue

6.Repeat number five every single day

7.Ask him why he looks like a shark

8.Repeat number six over and over again until he gets really annoyed

9.Tell him to “Go fuck a shark" but then say “ooh wait, it looks like your mommy   has already done that"

10.Make him watch the movie shark tale with you ten times

11.Buy him twenty shark stuffies and give them all to him

12.Say “Go back to the ocean, go back home with the rest of your shark family and shark friends

13.Repeat number twelve the next day

14.Pour sea water on him

15.After that perform CPR on him while yelling “This shark is dying, we have to get it back into the ocean as soon as possible"

16.Make him watch Shark Tale with you again, when you see a shark in the movie point to the T.V. screen and say “Hey Kisame, it’s your brother"

17.Give him a rubber ducky

18.Poke him in the gills

19.Say “Hey if you’re a shark, then where’s your dorsal fin?"

20.Ask him if he likes Itachi

21.Tell him that he and Itachi would make a cute couple

22.Tell him to stop dunking his in the bathroom toilet even though he actually isn’t

23.Call him ‘Shark boy’ or even better ‘Shark ass’

24.Make him watch Jaws

25.In the movie when a shark gets killed, say “Oh no Kisame, your girlfriend is dead. Ooh wait, Itachi is your girlfriend, I mean, boyfriend"

26.Write “Jaws of life" around his mouth while he is asleep, or draw a mustache

27.Right when he goes into the washroom, bang on the door and yell “KISAME GET OUT OF THE WASHROOM YOU ALWAYS TAKE SO LONG!"

28.Try to make him wear a hot pink Speedo when he goes swimming

29.If he refuses to, tell him that Itachi will like it if he does

30.Draw a picture of him and Itachi holding hands and write on top of the picture “Kisame+Itachi=Forever" inside a heart

xD

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Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2010 21:46

hahahahaha XD

Buggytheclown Thu 23 Sep 2010 19:40

:DD

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