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A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of thebed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she openedthe envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
DearMom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had toelope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dadand you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is sonice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycleclothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed saidthat we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods andhas a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have manymore children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taughtme that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing itfor us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasywe want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure forAIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom,I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'msure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.
Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mom, none of the above istrue. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind youthat there are worse things in life than my report card that's in mydesk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to comehome .
DearMom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had toelope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dadand you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is sonice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycleclothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed saidthat we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods andhas a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have manymore children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taughtme that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing itfor us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasywe want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure forAIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom,I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'msure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.
Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mom, none of the above istrue. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind youthat there are worse things in life than my report card that's in mydesk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to comehome .
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