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* 8 oz. boxing gloves look ridiculously big and puffy. * Your most hated movie is Cradle 2 the Grave. * Filling in a job application, you list "can break an arm in six different places" as a skill you posess. * Asked what you like most about your body, you answer "my elbows, my knees and my heels". * You shave your head because long hair is a disadvantage. * You don't hit on girls, you "shoot for the takedown". * You pronounce everybody's name that starts with an "R" like it is an "H". * Hugging your girlfriend, you secretly practice kimuras and chokes. * You wonder if MMA techniques like armbars or choke holds would work if you were attacked by a wild animal like a panther or gorilla. * Every time you get a hug, you NEED to have the underhooks. * You can't just roll over in bed, now you hip-escape. * You know what cauliflower ear is, and there's a part of you that thinks it's cool. * You are constantly doing rear naked chokes and kimuras on your pets. * You see some small kids fighting outside and mock them for having lousy takedowns. * Wearing tight trunks in front of thousands of people is cool to you now. * Without even thinking, you shadowbox at random times like naked before jumping into the shower. * When most of your t-shirts are ripped on the collar from training. * When a normal sleepy twitch turns into a jab or a kick. * When you realize you don't have a girlfriend because you spend most of your life training. * When you envy people with square jaws and cauliflower ear. * When 99% of your computer's hard drive is full of MMA rather that porn. * When someone makes you jump or pokes you, you instinctively hit them. * While having sex missionary style you always try to pass the guard" * When the girl is on top you always try to reclaim guard"
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Deirex
Tue 29 Jan 2008 19:29
* Hugging your girlfriend, you secretly practice kimuras and chokes.
* Hugging your girlfriend, you secretly practice kimuras and chokes.
* You shave your head because long hair is a disadvantage.
* You know what cauliflower ear is, and there's a part of you that thinks it's cool.
* Every time you get a hug, you NEED to have the underhooks.
* You see some small kids fighting outside and mock them for having lousy takedowns.
* When you envy people with square jaws and cauliflower ear.
* When 99% of your computer's hard drive is full of MMA rather that porn.
OMG det där var lite creepy
* Hugging your girlfriend, you secretly practice kimuras and chokes.
* You shave your head because long hair is a disadvantage.
* You know what cauliflower ear is, and there's a part of you that thinks it's cool.
* Every time you get a hug, you NEED to have the underhooks.
* You see some small kids fighting outside and mock them for having lousy takedowns.
* When you envy people with square jaws and cauliflower ear.
* When 99% of your computer's hard drive is full of MMA rather that porn.
OMG det där var lite creepy
galathea
Tue 29 Jan 2008 19:11
Jag känner igen en hel del av dom där beteendena. :D Bäst är när man tror att man ska få en kram eller nåt och det bara är ytterligare en övning på något grepp eller så. Haha! :)
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