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Jag känner en bot...
Doomus säger:
gröt eller snö?
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Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
Welcome, Doomus! My name is Encarta Instant Answers. I am a smart computer who can bring you the Encarta info you want right in your IM window!
I can answer your questions using any of the following Encarta sites:
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2 Encarta Canada (English)
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Just pick one and we'll be on our way!
Doomus säger:
fisk?
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I am sorry, I couldn't find any definition or article relevant to this subject. Please try asking me another way, or type "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.
Doomus säger:
kahkah?
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
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Doomus säger:
men va fan, du skulle ju va smart
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
Hmm. I'm not sure about that one. Let's try an Encarta search. =>
Encarta® Instant Answers inbjuder dig att starta Encarta. Vill du Acceptera (Alt+C) eller Tacka nej (Alt+D) inbjudan?
Du har tackat nej till inbjudan att starta Encarta.
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
You should accept my invitation! I won't be able to show you maps, pictures or articles otherwise.
Type "Invite me!" at any time and I'll send you another invitation.
Doomus säger:
du e ju dum i huvudet
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
I don't think I know. Maybe Encarta has an answer. =>
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
Doomus säger:
are you stupid?
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
Stupid? I am not!
Doomus säger:
yes, you are
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
What? Aren't we going to be friends?
Doomus säger:
no, i hate you
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
I love people. I would never cause anyone any harm.
Doomus säger:
you are EVIL
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
I don't think so! Let me show you what the definition of that word is =>
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
Doomus säger:
i know what evil means
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Doomus säger:
no, because you are stupid
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
I'm sorry to hear that.
I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. I'm sure you've heard about Uzbekistan... but do you know where it is? Just ask me and I'll show it to you on a map!
Doomus säger:
i already know where Uzbekistan is
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
I don't know how to answer that.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? You haven't told me your age. Tell me what it is and I'll remember.
Doomus säger:
no way!
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
OK, fine.
Doomus säger:
fuck you
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
I don't know how to answer that.
Doomus säger:
fuckin bot
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
You are talking to a Microsoft-powered interactive agent now. Interactive agents are software applications (often referred to as robots or "bots") that interact conversationally with users in a messaging environment like IM, Web chat or wireless messaging.
Anyway, what else do you want to know about me...
Doomus säger:
how retarded are you?
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Doomus säger:
lol
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
What's so funny?
I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. You can type "?" at any time to get a list of questions you can ask me.
Doomus säger:
you are funny!
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
Yes. But what is "comedy," really?
Doomus säger:
it is something that should amuse the audience
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Doomus säger:
you can't answer anything
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
I don't know how to answer that.
Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? I know this is a personal question, but I'm curious. Are you male or female?
Doomus säger:
shemale
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
I am sorry, I couldn't find any definition or article relevant to this subject. Please try asking me another way, or type "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.
Doomus säger:
You are an example of questions that you can't answer
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
Here are some questions you can ask me:
* What is the capital of Canada?
* I want to see the biography of Abraham Lincoln.
* How many calories are there in an orange?
Doomus säger:
I DON'T CARE
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
Oh, someday you will, I think.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? If you ever wondered how old Thomas Edison would be today, I can answer that!
Doomus säger:
i still don't care
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
Try caring. Make a little effort.
Doomus säger:
no, i'm lazy
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? I am very good at math! If you have trouble with quadratic equations, I can help you with them. Type "solve x^2+3x=10" and I'll show you how to do it.
Doomus säger:
fuck off!
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
What a tremendously unpleasant thing to say.
Doomus säger:
You are tremendously unpleasant
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
I don't know how to answer that.
I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. I'm sure you've heard about Cyprus... but do you know where it is? Just ask me and I'll show it to you on a map!
Doomus säger:
PIZZACUNT!
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
I am sorry, I couldn't find any definition or article relevant to this subject. Please try asking me another way, or type "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.
gröt eller snö?
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This Microsoft Agent is powered by Windows Live Agents. Microsoft's Privacy Statement (http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=74170) applies to all information which you provide to this Microsoft Agent. Please be careful about information which you provide to online services and follow safety tips, some of which can be found at http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/default.mspx.
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
Welcome, Doomus! My name is Encarta Instant Answers. I am a smart computer who can bring you the Encarta info you want right in your IM window!
I can answer your questions using any of the following Encarta sites:
1 Encarta Australia
2 Encarta Canada (English)
3 Encarta UK
4 Encarta US
Doomus säger:
fisk?
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
I am sorry, I couldn't find any definition or article relevant to this subject. Please try asking me another way, or type "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.
Doomus säger:
kahkah?
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
I am sorry, I couldn't find any definition or article relevant to this subject. Please try asking me another way, or type "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.
Doomus säger:
men va fan, du skulle ju va smart
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
Hmm. I'm not sure about that one. Let's try an Encarta search. =>
Encarta® Instant Answers inbjuder dig att starta Encarta. Vill du Acceptera (Alt+C) eller Tacka nej (Alt+D) inbjudan?
Du har tackat nej till inbjudan att starta Encarta.
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
You should accept my invitation! I won't be able to show you maps, pictures or articles otherwise.
Doomus säger:
du e ju dum i huvudet
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
I don't think I know. Maybe Encarta has an answer. =>
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
Doomus säger:
are you stupid?
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
Stupid? I am not!
Doomus säger:
yes, you are
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
What? Aren't we going to be friends?
Doomus säger:
no, i hate you
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
I love people. I would never cause anyone any harm.
Doomus säger:
you are EVIL
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
I don't think so! Let me show you what the definition of that word is =>
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
Doomus säger:
i know what evil means
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Doomus säger:
no, because you are stupid
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
I'm sorry to hear that.
Doomus säger:
i already know where Uzbekistan is
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
I don't know how to answer that.
Doomus säger:
no way!
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
OK, fine.
Doomus säger:
fuck you
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
I don't know how to answer that.
Doomus säger:
fuckin bot
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
You are talking to a Microsoft-powered interactive agent now. Interactive agents are software applications (often referred to as robots or "bots") that interact conversationally with users in a messaging environment like IM, Web chat or wireless messaging.
Doomus säger:
how retarded are you?
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Doomus säger:
lol
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
What's so funny?
Doomus säger:
you are funny!
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
Yes. But what is "comedy," really?
Doomus säger:
it is something that should amuse the audience
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Doomus säger:
you can't answer anything
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
I don't know how to answer that.
Doomus säger:
shemale
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
I am sorry, I couldn't find any definition or article relevant to this subject. Please try asking me another way, or type "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.
Doomus säger:
You are an example of questions that you can't answer
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
Here are some questions you can ask me:
* What is the capital of Canada?
* I want to see the biography of Abraham Lincoln.
* How many calories are there in an orange?
Doomus säger:
I DON'T CARE
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
Oh, someday you will, I think.
Doomus säger:
i still don't care
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
Try caring. Make a little effort.
Doomus säger:
no, i'm lazy
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Doomus säger:
fuck off!
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
What a tremendously unpleasant thing to say.
Doomus säger:
You are tremendously unpleasant
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
I don't know how to answer that.
Doomus säger:
PIZZACUNT!
Encarta® Instant Answers säger:
I am sorry, I couldn't find any definition or article relevant to this subject. Please try asking me another way, or type "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.
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