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You know you're German if...
...you separate your trash into more than five different bins.
...your front door has a sign with your family name made from salt dough.
...you carry a "4You" backpack.
...you eat a cold dinner at 6pm.
...you call your cell phone "handy" and a projector "beamer".
...you have no problems with nude beaches and saunas.
...you have gotten splinters from environmentally friendly toiled paper.
...you call an afternoon stroll "Nordic Walking".
...you are shocked when you have to pay for dental care.
...you own a pair of jeans in a color other than blue.
...people start talking about Hitler and Hofbräuhaus when you tell them where you're from.
...tenth grade was all about dancing lessons
...you work 40 hour weeks and have 6 weeks of vacation a year, but complain about hard times. (skolan, men samma sak XD)
...your childhood diet consisted of Alete and Zwieback. Your college diet consisted of Miracoli and Döner.
...you were educated about sex by Dr. Sommer.
...you yell at people for jaywalking.
...you grew up watching "Löwenzahn" and "Die Sendung mit der Maus". And Baywatch.
...you think college tuition is an outrage.
...you routinely go 100mph on the highway and tailgate heavily.
...on your last day of high school you made your teachers sing karaoke and jump through hoops.
...you wear brown leather shoes.
...your first audio tape was Benjamin Blümchen and Bibi Blocksberg.
...you have ended an English sentence with "...and so" and “..., or?”
...you can tell at least one Manta joke.
...you're a college student in your 11th year.
...your first sexual experience was on Sat1, Saturday night at 11pm.
...you spent hours in school learning to pronounce "th".
...you expect chocolate in your shoes on December 6th.
...you complain that in other countries everything is dirty.
...you ride against oncoming traffic on the bike path and yell "Augen auf!" to annoyed bikers.
...you argue for keeping the shops closed on Sundays so that those poor cashiers and shop workers can keep the sacred "family day".
...you think smoking is an expression of freedom.
...it is 36°C in the subway and you go around and close all the windows because of the breeze.
...you eat something called a "Currywurst", which has nothing to do with curry.
...you have a guest and the phone rings. You talk for 45 minutes to a friend while your guest waits.
...you are obsessed about protecting your private data... but answer the phone with your last name
...the computer is part of your job and you type 100 words a minute. With only your index fingers.
...your interational friends are annoyed that they are still described as an "acquaintance" after you've long been introduced as a "friend".
Inte så tysk. HAH.
...you separate your trash into more than five different bins.
...your front door has a sign with your family name made from salt dough.
...you carry a "4You" backpack.
...you eat a cold dinner at 6pm.
...you call your cell phone "handy" and a projector "beamer".
...you have no problems with nude beaches and saunas.
...you have gotten splinters from environmentally friendly toiled paper.
...you call an afternoon stroll "Nordic Walking".
...you are shocked when you have to pay for dental care.
...you own a pair of jeans in a color other than blue.
...people start talking about Hitler and Hofbräuhaus when you tell them where you're from.
...tenth grade was all about dancing lessons
...you work 40 hour weeks and have 6 weeks of vacation a year, but complain about hard times. (skolan, men samma sak XD)
...your childhood diet consisted of Alete and Zwieback. Your college diet consisted of Miracoli and Döner.
...you were educated about sex by Dr. Sommer.
...you yell at people for jaywalking.
...you grew up watching "Löwenzahn" and "Die Sendung mit der Maus". And Baywatch.
...you think college tuition is an outrage.
...you routinely go 100mph on the highway and tailgate heavily.
...on your last day of high school you made your teachers sing karaoke and jump through hoops.
...you wear brown leather shoes.
...your first audio tape was Benjamin Blümchen and Bibi Blocksberg.
...you have ended an English sentence with "...and so" and “..., or?”
...you can tell at least one Manta joke.
...you're a college student in your 11th year.
...your first sexual experience was on Sat1, Saturday night at 11pm.
...you spent hours in school learning to pronounce "th".
...you expect chocolate in your shoes on December 6th.
...you complain that in other countries everything is dirty.
...you ride against oncoming traffic on the bike path and yell "Augen auf!" to annoyed bikers.
...you argue for keeping the shops closed on Sundays so that those poor cashiers and shop workers can keep the sacred "family day".
...you think smoking is an expression of freedom.
...it is 36°C in the subway and you go around and close all the windows because of the breeze.
...you eat something called a "Currywurst", which has nothing to do with curry.
...you have a guest and the phone rings. You talk for 45 minutes to a friend while your guest waits.
...you are obsessed about protecting your private data... but answer the phone with your last name
...the computer is part of your job and you type 100 words a minute. With only your index fingers.
...your interational friends are annoyed that they are still described as an "acquaintance" after you've long been introduced as a "friend".
Inte så tysk. HAH.
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