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![You know you are italian when ..
[ ] You share your bathroom with your 5 brothers, have no money, but drive $45,000 Cadillac.
[ ] You carry your lunch in a Safeway produce bag because you can’t fit 2 mortadella sandwiches, 4 oranges, 3 bananas, a bottle of vino and six pack of Peroni into a regular paper lunch bag.
[x] It is impossible for you to talk with your hands in your pockets.
[ ] You have at least 5 cousins living on the same street.
[ ] All five of these cousins are named after your grandfather.
[ ] Have been to a funeral where talk of the deceased is, “He shoulda kept his big yap shut.”
[ ] You have more pictures of Jesus and Mary on your walls than family members.
[ ] Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant, travel agent and lawyer are all your cousins.
[ ] You only get one good shave from a disposable razor.
[x] You know “they” are following you and you are get paranoid.
[ ] As a child there were at least 50 people at your Thanksgiving dinners.
[ ] Everyone of those people needed help carrying shit in from their cars.
[ ] You wear a gold chain, cross, and horn.
[x] You like to imitate different dialects because you think it’s funny.
[ ] You have been attacked with a wooden spoon or broom.
[ ] The person attacking you was a nun.
[ ] You know who Dominick the donkey is …
[/] You know the corner piece of lasagna and the end piece of bread is the
best part.
[ ] When you were growing up, you thought Jesus was an Italian who lived in Israel.
[?] Your friends are scared to hang out with you.
[ ] You have many relatives named Joe or Tony.
[ ] Your last name ends with an A,E,I, or O.
[ ] You know all of your states misdemeanor and felony classifications and the maximum penalties they carry.
[ ] You are 6 feet tall, You can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a day and still cry when your mother yells at you.
[ ] You always have a friend who ‘owes you a favor’.
[ ] You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
[/] When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.
[ ] You think eye contact is an act of aggression
Och det här var inte alls en ursäkt för att få ladda upp Hetalia bilder :D](http://cdn07.dayviews.com/74/_u2/_u0/_u4/_u9/_u3/_u1/u2049314/34499_1257437612/You_know_you_are_italian_when_You_share_your_bathroom_with_your_5_brothers_have_no_money_but_drive.jpg)
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You know you are italian when ..
[ ] You share your bathroom with your 5 brothers, have no money, but drive $45,000 Cadillac.
[ ] You carry your lunch in a Safeway produce bag because you can’t fit 2 mortadella sandwiches, 4 oranges, 3 bananas, a bottle of vino and six pack of Peroni into a regular paper lunch bag.
[x] It is impossible for you to talk with your hands in your pockets.
[ ] You have at least 5 cousins living on the same street.
[ ] All five of these cousins are named after your grandfather.
[ ] Have been to a funeral where talk of the deceased is, “He shoulda kept his big yap shut.”
[ ] You have more pictures of Jesus and Mary on your walls than family members.
[ ] Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant, travel agent and lawyer are all your cousins.
[ ] You only get one good shave from a disposable razor.
[x] You know “they” are following you and you are get paranoid.
[ ] As a child there were at least 50 people at your Thanksgiving dinners.
[ ] Everyone of those people needed help carrying shit in from their cars.
[ ] You wear a gold chain, cross, and horn.
[x] You like to imitate different dialects because you think it’s funny.
[ ] You have been attacked with a wooden spoon or broom.
[ ] The person attacking you was a nun.
[ ] You know who Dominick the donkey is …
[/] You know the corner piece of lasagna and the end piece of bread is the
best part.
[ ] When you were growing up, you thought Jesus was an Italian who lived in Israel.
[?] Your friends are scared to hang out with you.
[ ] You have many relatives named Joe or Tony.
[ ] Your last name ends with an A,E,I, or O.
[ ] You know all of your states misdemeanor and felony classifications and the maximum penalties they carry.
[ ] You are 6 feet tall, You can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a day and still cry when your mother yells at you.
[ ] You always have a friend who ‘owes you a favor’.
[ ] You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
[/] When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.
[ ] You think eye contact is an act of aggression
Och det här var inte alls en ursäkt för att få ladda upp Hetalia bilder :D
[ ] You share your bathroom with your 5 brothers, have no money, but drive $45,000 Cadillac.
[ ] You carry your lunch in a Safeway produce bag because you can’t fit 2 mortadella sandwiches, 4 oranges, 3 bananas, a bottle of vino and six pack of Peroni into a regular paper lunch bag.
best part.
Och det här var inte alls en ursäkt för att få ladda upp Hetalia bilder :D
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