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My mom, my mom, I know you're probably tired of hearing about my mom. Oh ho! Whoa ho!
But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty and how I became hooked on Va-al-ya-hum,
Valium was in everything: food that I ate,
The water that I drank, fucking peas on my plate,
She sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak,
So everyday I have at least three stomach aches,
Now tell me what kind of mother would want to see her
Son grow up to be an undera-fuckin-chiever?
My teacher didn’t think I was going be nothing either,
"What the fuck you sticking gum up under the fucking seat for?
Mrs. Mathers your son has been huffing ether",
Either that or the mother fuckers been puffing reefer,
But all this huffing and puffing wasn’t what it was either,
It was neither I was buzzing but it wasn’t what she thought,
Pee in a tea cup? Bitch you ain't my keeper, I'm sleeping,
What the fuck you keep on fucking with me for?
Slut you need to leave me the fuck alone I ain't playing,
Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra.
But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty and how I became hooked on Va-al-ya-hum,
Valium was in everything: food that I ate,
The water that I drank, fucking peas on my plate,
She sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak,
So everyday I have at least three stomach aches,
Now tell me what kind of mother would want to see her
Son grow up to be an undera-fuckin-chiever?
My teacher didn’t think I was going be nothing either,
"What the fuck you sticking gum up under the fucking seat for?
Mrs. Mathers your son has been huffing ether",
Either that or the mother fuckers been puffing reefer,
But all this huffing and puffing wasn’t what it was either,
It was neither I was buzzing but it wasn’t what she thought,
Pee in a tea cup? Bitch you ain't my keeper, I'm sleeping,
What the fuck you keep on fucking with me for?
Slut you need to leave me the fuck alone I ain't playing,
Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra.