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A business mans company tell him that he will have to take a long business trip to Japan to clinch an important deal.
Unfortunately his wife is known for cheating on him when he goes away. He loves her still, but everytime she does it, it breaks his heart and this trip will be the longest he has been on.
He also knows that she tries hard not to cheat and has done less and less.
Having given up smoking, he knows how hard it is to shake an addiction. So he decides to go to a sex- shop to get her something to keep her amused.
On the way home, he goes to a little sex- shop. He looks around for a bit but doesnt really find anything satisfactory. Just as he is about to leave, the owner calls him over.
"Your looking for something special?"
"Yes, actually, I need something to keep my wife busy with, while I'm Japan."
The owner reaches under the counter and pulls out a small wooden box with mystical carvings and symbols on it. He slides off the lid and inside sits a carved wooden dildo.
"Whats so special about that?" asks the man
"Watch... Voodoo dildo door"
To the mans suprise, the strange dildo rises from the box and starts fucking the keyhole of the door.
"Voodoo dildo box"
The dildo stops and drops back into its box.
"That is amazing! What does it cost?"
A week later, a police officer see a this and pulls her over. He walks up to the window which she rolls down.
"Have you been drinking?"
"God, no! My husband never told me 'the turn off command´I can't stop the voodoo dildo! I'm on my way to the hospital to have it removed from my vagina!"
"Ha ha ha ha! Voodoo dildo, my ass!"
Hahahahaha XD
Unfortunately his wife is known for cheating on him when he goes away. He loves her still, but everytime she does it, it breaks his heart and this trip will be the longest he has been on.
He also knows that she tries hard not to cheat and has done less and less.
Having given up smoking, he knows how hard it is to shake an addiction. So he decides to go to a sex- shop to get her something to keep her amused.
On the way home, he goes to a little sex- shop. He looks around for a bit but doesnt really find anything satisfactory. Just as he is about to leave, the owner calls him over.
"Your looking for something special?"
"Yes, actually, I need something to keep my wife busy with, while I'm Japan."
The owner reaches under the counter and pulls out a small wooden box with mystical carvings and symbols on it. He slides off the lid and inside sits a carved wooden dildo.
"Whats so special about that?" asks the man
"Watch... Voodoo dildo door"
To the mans suprise, the strange dildo rises from the box and starts fucking the keyhole of the door.
"Voodoo dildo box"
The dildo stops and drops back into its box.
"That is amazing! What does it cost?"
A week later, a police officer see a this and pulls her over. He walks up to the window which she rolls down.
"Have you been drinking?"
"God, no! My husband never told me 'the turn off command´I can't stop the voodoo dildo! I'm on my way to the hospital to have it removed from my vagina!"
"Ha ha ha ha! Voodoo dildo, my ass!"
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