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I mitt genomgående sökande bland anteckningar, nerklottringar och annat 'blafs' som vår fisksmijliga vän skulle kalla det så hittade jag en del sjuka texter, konstigt nog ( ^ . ^ ) Alla dessa är quotes från forum jag vistats på i svunna tider :)
Ego Alert!
"Darkedgypoo,
I could never forget that last night we spent together... The raw animal lust in your eyes,
your lithe body glistening in the twilight, the synthetic plastic polyvinyl chloride leopard
skin print thong you wore, the tray of nachos with habanero peppers smothered in cheddar cheese,
and the cast and crew of The Pirates of Penzance dancing to The Major General's Song in the
background. Oh the passion!
I'm just not worthy...please touch me again like you once did. Perhaps then I could feel as I
once felt, and deny this facade-this sham of life that I've been living since I last encountered
the "Pirate Hook of Pleasure". Raise the sails and shiver me timbers once more matey!
Keel-haul me, let me dance along the plank as I shuffle my mortal coil off to a long forgotten memory.
All I have is hope to carry me through." /Sceleria
"You already hold the most important title in the universe....
SpamMaster!!!" /Zelu Oramgota
"Yes, I will follow and abide by the code.
I swear not to spam in any other way than the teachings of the oh so mighty
Guildmaster. Spam is food, food is life, life is eternal. Spam is eternal." /Carruslira
"Jube: A long overdue interview with Imperium, a guild inspired by the Roman Republic and home
to one of the biggest guild spammers in the AoC Community Forum! Imperium was officially
announced in June of 2006, and since then have had over 200 people apply for membership.
Watch for them, coming soon to either a RPvP or PvP server near you!
Imperium member "guildmaster", would you like to confirm or deny that you know him?
Consider your answer carefully, you may not have another chance to deny your association.
What are you doing with crazy, spamming Swedes in a US-based guild?
Red Steel: Yes, we are an equal opportunity guild so even spamming Swedes are welcome. :D" /Intervju på WarCry.com :)
"I hate to multi-post, but Guildmaster isn't performing his duties.
More bumpage requested, oh King of the Lurkers and Shogun of the Ninja Posters." /Nuyaros
"A Swede a day keeps the Trolls Away!!" /Mocker
"cartoons, pool, ..yes...these are good things...but not Best in Life.
Unless we rephrase it:
To Crush the Floaties
To see them flatten before you
To hear the lamentations of your parents...." /Mocker
"You suck more at poems than you do at spamming.
YOU COMMERCIALIZED PIG! SHOO SHOO! OINKERS!" / Grunder (<3)
"[B]Grundering [/B]-- [I]Similar to tomshirking, the act of grundering is the process of spamming (particularly within the Guild Hall and Thirsty Dog Inn), but unlike tomshirking grundering need not follow any particular discourse, and may indeed be compeletely random. Current theory by leading psychologists Dr.s T. Cruise, L Hubbard and William Smith is that grundering is a subconcious need to achieve something called 'pageclaim'. They recommend ritalin for this affliction.[/I]
YOU NEED TO BE MORE RANDOM, MORE FULLERER OF IMPACT, and absolutely... the most important part...
Do very visible
[size=20][color=red]PAGE CLAIMS![/color][/size]
T'is important.
If you notice very, very many other threads, people are still doing page claims, proclaiming that they are doing page claims. This means that my teachings has been brought on. In early 2007, I made the first VERY visible page claim. It was very visible. It was a pretty sight. After that, you, Dread, Melkathi and Bargi brought on the tradition... And I was so happy...
I CRIED IN MY SLEEP OF HAPPINESS!!!
And then there were more. And then, I felt safe to let the teachings go. But then! Suddenly, pageclaims became secret! Oh secrecy! OH SECRECY!
You must always have them visible. Rub it into other peoples faces. And the faces into mud. And the mud should be restorative mud, so that the faces would be pretty, shiny and smooth when being rubbed. Mmm, smooth skin.
ONLY THAT WAY can you live a truly happy life. [B]Dalai Mahatma Grunderuddah Llama Duck[/B] says so. And so it shall be.
PS: This message will absolutely not self-destruct.
PPS: Remember to sometimes disappear unannounced, coming back with dynamic entries such as: "hi", "some time no see" and "milk plz"." /Grunder (Den mannen är en legend :D)
"You're such a legend Guildmaster :D" /asm0
""On behalf of the "Lovely Six" I hereby accept the academy award for love.. " wtf?? Who wrote this speach??! If I kept reading the rest of the text I would be P'boxing so hard that even Pandora would blush.
Dreadwolf; j'accuse!
Oh, and nominating Guildmaster for "Most Hardcore Smiley Abuser on forum". :)" /Bargi
"I like my coffee like the women of the TDI, bold and hot, yet creamy, silky and sweet. :o
did I say that ?
damn I think i will be dropped from the java elite :(" /Dreadwolf
"Could be... knowing GM its the start of a whole revolution.. :p" /Zizagg
"Should be GrandMasterSpam :)" /Kelloran
"i love how nearly every thread has guildmaster's name as the last post ^^ You have way too much time :p" /CorvusValerius
I could never forget that last night we spent together... The raw animal lust in your eyes,
your lithe body glistening in the twilight, the synthetic plastic polyvinyl chloride leopard
skin print thong you wore, the tray of nachos with habanero peppers smothered in cheddar cheese,
and the cast and crew of The Pirates of Penzance dancing to The Major General's Song in the
background. Oh the passion!
I'm just not worthy...please touch me again like you once did. Perhaps then I could feel as I
once felt, and deny this facade-this sham of life that I've been living since I last encountered
the "Pirate Hook of Pleasure". Raise the sails and shiver me timbers once more matey!
Keel-haul me, let me dance along the plank as I shuffle my mortal coil off to a long forgotten memory.
All I have is hope to carry me through." /Sceleria
SpamMaster!!!" /Zelu Oramgota
I swear not to spam in any other way than the teachings of the oh so mighty
Guildmaster. Spam is food, food is life, life is eternal. Spam is eternal." /Carruslira
to one of the biggest guild spammers in the AoC Community Forum! Imperium was officially
announced in June of 2006, and since then have had over 200 people apply for membership.
Watch for them, coming soon to either a RPvP or PvP server near you!
Imperium member "guildmaster", would you like to confirm or deny that you know him?
Consider your answer carefully, you may not have another chance to deny your association.
What are you doing with crazy, spamming Swedes in a US-based guild?
Red Steel: Yes, we are an equal opportunity guild so even spamming Swedes are welcome. :D" /Intervju på WarCry.com :)
More bumpage requested, oh King of the Lurkers and Shogun of the Ninja Posters." /Nuyaros
Unless we rephrase it:
To Crush the Floaties
To see them flatten before you
To hear the lamentations of your parents...." /Mocker
YOU COMMERCIALIZED PIG! SHOO SHOO! OINKERS!" / Grunder (<3)
YOU NEED TO BE MORE RANDOM, MORE FULLERER OF IMPACT, and absolutely... the most important part...
Do very visible
[size=20][color=red]PAGE CLAIMS![/color][/size]
T'is important.
If you notice very, very many other threads, people are still doing page claims, proclaiming that they are doing page claims. This means that my teachings has been brought on. In early 2007, I made the first VERY visible page claim. It was very visible. It was a pretty sight. After that, you, Dread, Melkathi and Bargi brought on the tradition... And I was so happy...
I CRIED IN MY SLEEP OF HAPPINESS!!!
And then there were more. And then, I felt safe to let the teachings go. But then! Suddenly, pageclaims became secret! Oh secrecy! OH SECRECY!
You must always have them visible. Rub it into other peoples faces. And the faces into mud. And the mud should be restorative mud, so that the faces would be pretty, shiny and smooth when being rubbed. Mmm, smooth skin.
ONLY THAT WAY can you live a truly happy life. [B]Dalai Mahatma Grunderuddah Llama Duck[/B] says so. And so it shall be.
PS: This message will absolutely not self-destruct.
PPS: Remember to sometimes disappear unannounced, coming back with dynamic entries such as: "hi", "some time no see" and "milk plz"." /Grunder (Den mannen är en legend :D)
Dreadwolf; j'accuse!
Oh, and nominating Guildmaster for "Most Hardcore Smiley Abuser on forum". :)" /Bargi
did I say that ?
damn I think i will be dropped from the java elite :(" /Dreadwolf
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