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Gustav Åkman
--Johan glans spiller salt på bordet--
"det är lungt, det är bara att hälla lite vin på"
--häller rödvin på duken, när man ser hur hans ansiktsutryck upptäcker något--
"... eller var det tvärtom."
-Varför skriver inte norrmän Grattis på födelsedags tårtorna?
-Tårtorna går inte ner i skrivmachinen
So this vicar's stopped for speeding, and the policeman smells alchohol and sees an empty bottle of wine on the passenger side floor and he says, "Have you been drinking, Reverend?" and the vicar says, alla innocent, "Just water, officer" and the policeman looks over the bottle: "Well, that looks like wine to me." "Wine?" says the vicar. "Good lord, he's done it again!"
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