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9 Deadly Words Used By A Woman
1) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
and you need to shut up.
2) Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half and hour. Five minutes is
only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to
watch the game before helping around the house.
3) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually
end in fine.
4) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5) Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of
nothing.)
6) That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to
a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7) Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're
welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she
says 'Thanks a lot' - that is a PURE sarcasm ans she is not thanking
you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. That will bring on a
'whatever').
8) Whatever
Is a woman's way of saying F- YOU!
9) Don't worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a
woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the
woman's response refer to #3.
(BULLSHIT)
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Anonymous
Wed 10 Aug 2011 17:09
hahah sant ;D
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