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lördag 24 januari 2009 bild 1/17
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Hittade en trevlig hemsida om Basenjis(http://bleedingeyeballs.com/basenjiart/basenji.htm) och hans beskrivning om rasen är så jäkla hilarious sann. Har tagigt ut lite ur texten:
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So why doesn't everyone have a basenji?
That basenjis live up to all of their breed characteristics is the problem!
Are basenjis intelligent? Oh, yes. But not in the way you might first think. If basenjis were high school students, they would not be the brainiacs who score high enough on their SATs to go to Harvard on a full scholarship. No, basenjis would be the hoodlums with the smarts to bypass security, break into the principal's office, steal a copy of the test, and sell it for cigarette money.
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In the evening, basenjis enjoy your warm lap, but they don't need it. In fact, if you get up for a snack, the little monsters will steal your spot and refuse to give it back!
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At some point while you are in dreamland, your basenji will begin to unfold those long legs. That little puddle of puppy will acquire more and more of the bed. Before you know it, you will be precariously balanced on three inches at the edge.
I know what you're thinking, scoot the dog over. Well, something beyond the laws of physics happens when basenjis fall asleep. They become stone - like lumps, too heavy - and sometimes too grumpy - to scoot, their legs stiffly extended like cactus thorns.
Don't try escaping to the couch for more room, either. Remember that these dogs like to "be with their people." They will follow you to the living room and, like black holes, gobble up all of the space there. As a couch has even less room than a bed, you won't get even three inches!
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Are you wondering now why anyone in their right mind would want a basenji?
I don't know - maybe we fell on our heads one night when our bed allotment was reduced to zero inches.
Are basenjis intelligent? Oh, yes. But not in the way you might first think. If basenjis were high school students, they would not be the brainiacs who score high enough on their SATs to go to Harvard on a full scholarship. No, basenjis would be the hoodlums with the smarts to bypass security, break into the principal's office, steal a copy of the test, and sell it for cigarette money.
I know what you're thinking, scoot the dog over. Well, something beyond the laws of physics happens when basenjis fall asleep. They become stone - like lumps, too heavy - and sometimes too grumpy - to scoot, their legs stiffly extended like cactus thorns.
Don't try escaping to the couch for more room, either. Remember that these dogs like to "be with their people." They will follow you to the living room and, like black holes, gobble up all of the space there. As a couch has even less room than a bed, you won't get even three inches!
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Men jag kan nog inte vara utan mina ändå ! Elaka och säng-tjuvande som dom är !
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