Customer: "I need a new modem."

Tech Support: "What's wrong with your current modem?"

Customer: "The Internet light is not on."

Tech Support: "Did you reset your modem recently?"

Customer: "Yes I did, but what does it have to do with it?"

Tech Support: "Well, resetting the modem wipes out your configuration profile, so we just need to reconfigure it."

Customer: "Did you not hear me? The modem is broken, and I demand a replacement now!"

Tech Support: "The modem is not broken. If you are willing to, we can configure it in about 2 minutes."

Customer: "I want a new modem!"

Tech Support: "We can't replace modems over a simple reconfiguration issue. All we have to do--"

CRASH.

Customer: "Now it's broke! Replace the thing already!"

Tech Support: "Ok sir, we cannot replace a modem that you destroyed, and your modem is past warranty, so you'll have to buy a new one anyway."

Customer: "!#$(@#%!@&#$&(!@#$!@^!@#$@" (Click.)*

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