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Facebook
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A place where people who never talk to you in real life add you so that they will have more "virtual" friends.
It is also a place where people upload hundred's of photos of themselves in the hope that someone may think they're cool.
Dave: wtf? how does she have 2000 facebook friends, she doesn't even have any real life friends
Mary: I'm going straight home to upload these photos to my facebook. I'm soooo cool!
Sep 15, 2008 <---
A place originally for students, until the floodgates were opened and a lot of spelling and grammar challenged people flowed onto the site.
Most members post droll status updates, which most of the illiterate facebook masses are arrogant enough to think their 'friends' will actually read and give a shit about. Members will also post pictures of themselves and their friends in bars or other nondescript social settings doing nothing in particular apart from smiling or in some kind of bemusing pose against a backdrop of borglike drones, then they will follow that up later in the 'album' by the obligatory end of the night drunk shot of someone smiling. These photos will be 'tagged' and the person who posted the pictures 'friends' will LOL about how funny it all was.
Facebook also offers groups where members can share ill-informed opinions, and 'applications' which are really just stupid quizzes which require the member to answer several multiple-choice questions then spam their 'friends' to find out "What kind of car or dog they would be." Members also participate in games that would be considered puerile by any self-respecting four year old.
Facebook is stultifying due to its members who have eschewed real-life communication for this site. Facebook destroys your soul.
Guy1: Do you want to go out and like... do something tonight?
Guy2: Nah, I'm just gonna stay in and go on facebook and chat... I've got to post up the pictures from the last time we went out and actually did something that required face to face communication. Hey, I'll play you on Bowling Buddies LOL"
2 Sep 17, 2008 <--
A stalkers dream come true
Facebook addict #1: Dude, you know that hot girl who lives upstairs, I totally got her screen name and cell phone number off of Facebook.
Facebook addict #2: Awesome, now you can totally stalk her.
by jim
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHkYEC-UfTo
Facebook
An online network open to college students at certain universities. Students make up their own profiles which include a picture, name, birthdate, interests, and classes. They can then search for other students at their university or another university that has the facebook. One can add people they know or random people as their "friends."
Good for:
1.) Procrastinating
2.) Stalking
Scenario 1:
Girl: Last night I didn't get any work done because I was looking at facebook all night!
Scenario 2:
Girl 1: I found that really hot guy from our history class on facebook last night!
Girl 2: Really?!
Girl 1: Yeah! His name is [insert name here], he's in [insert classes here], he's single and is looking for a relationship, friendship, dating, random play, or anything he can get! (options under relationship status and what one is looking for)
Nov 5, 2004
urbandictionary
A online website that used to be a better alternative to myspace, but now has become just as bad with the recent addition of junior college kids & high schoolers.
its the perfect place to stalk anyone you have seen around campus now that there is a constantly updated "status" where one can post what they are doing that EXACT moment ie. showering, studying, eating or whatever.... (...)
now one can also tell everyone how they met each and everyone of their friends.. making it possible to pretend like you know someone you have never met in your life.
all of the above has just become a complete joke and people enter fake "status" entries and make up random inside jokes for how they met their friends like, "we hooked up in 1955 and it was GREAT!"
every girl seems to be married, engaged or lesbian
people try to make themselves look cool by belonging to random inside joke groups proclaiming how they hate greek, or hate goths..
'the wall' is the same thing as myspace comments... and thats the only useful part of faceboook. its a way to keep track of things you drunkenly did in college. you remember friday night only through the posts your friends made on your wall.
people encorporate facebook into everyday conversations.
when a person says something particularly witty or funny.. it will soon become a facebook quote.
"facebook quote of the year"
"thats totally gonna be my new facebook album default pic"
"facebook group war"
Jul 31, 2006 <---
A place where people who never talk to you in real life add you so that they will have more "virtual" friends.
It is also a place where people upload hundred's of photos of themselves in the hope that someone may think they're cool.
Dave: wtf? how does she have 2000 facebook friends, she doesn't even have any real life friends
Mary: I'm going straight home to upload these photos to my facebook. I'm soooo cool!
Sep 15, 2008 <---
A place originally for students, until the floodgates were opened and a lot of spelling and grammar challenged people flowed onto the site.
Most members post droll status updates, which most of the illiterate facebook masses are arrogant enough to think their 'friends' will actually read and give a shit about. Members will also post pictures of themselves and their friends in bars or other nondescript social settings doing nothing in particular apart from smiling or in some kind of bemusing pose against a backdrop of borglike drones, then they will follow that up later in the 'album' by the obligatory end of the night drunk shot of someone smiling. These photos will be 'tagged' and the person who posted the pictures 'friends' will LOL about how funny it all was.
Facebook also offers groups where members can share ill-informed opinions, and 'applications' which are really just stupid quizzes which require the member to answer several multiple-choice questions then spam their 'friends' to find out "What kind of car or dog they would be." Members also participate in games that would be considered puerile by any self-respecting four year old.
Facebook is stultifying due to its members who have eschewed real-life communication for this site. Facebook destroys your soul.
Guy1: Do you want to go out and like... do something tonight?
Guy2: Nah, I'm just gonna stay in and go on facebook and chat... I've got to post up the pictures from the last time we went out and actually did something that required face to face communication. Hey, I'll play you on Bowling Buddies LOL"
2 Sep 17, 2008 <--
A stalkers dream come true
Facebook addict #1: Dude, you know that hot girl who lives upstairs, I totally got her screen name and cell phone number off of Facebook.
Facebook addict #2: Awesome, now you can totally stalk her.
by jim
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHkYEC-UfTo
Facebook
An online network open to college students at certain universities. Students make up their own profiles which include a picture, name, birthdate, interests, and classes. They can then search for other students at their university or another university that has the facebook. One can add people they know or random people as their "friends."
Good for:
1.) Procrastinating
2.) Stalking
Scenario 1:
Girl: Last night I didn't get any work done because I was looking at facebook all night!
Scenario 2:
Girl 1: I found that really hot guy from our history class on facebook last night!
Girl 2: Really?!
Girl 1: Yeah! His name is [insert name here], he's in [insert classes here], he's single and is looking for a relationship, friendship, dating, random play, or anything he can get! (options under relationship status and what one is looking for)
Nov 5, 2004
urbandictionary
A online website that used to be a better alternative to myspace, but now has become just as bad with the recent addition of junior college kids & high schoolers.
its the perfect place to stalk anyone you have seen around campus now that there is a constantly updated "status" where one can post what they are doing that EXACT moment ie. showering, studying, eating or whatever.... (...)
now one can also tell everyone how they met each and everyone of their friends.. making it possible to pretend like you know someone you have never met in your life.
all of the above has just become a complete joke and people enter fake "status" entries and make up random inside jokes for how they met their friends like, "we hooked up in 1955 and it was GREAT!"
every girl seems to be married, engaged or lesbian
people try to make themselves look cool by belonging to random inside joke groups proclaiming how they hate greek, or hate goths..
'the wall' is the same thing as myspace comments... and thats the only useful part of faceboook. its a way to keep track of things you drunkenly did in college. you remember friday night only through the posts your friends made on your wall.
people encorporate facebook into everyday conversations.
when a person says something particularly witty or funny.. it will soon become a facebook quote.
"facebook quote of the year"
"thats totally gonna be my new facebook album default pic"
"facebook group war"
Jul 31, 2006 <---