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The bro code
som alla killar ska kunna men de här e inte helaXD
Bro code article 1. Bros before hoes. I cannot stress this enough. Always remember, girlfriends come and go, but your boys are always there. Breaking this rule is to commit the cardinal sin against Team Testosterone.
Bro code article 2. Never drink the last beer, unless you've been granted specific permission that it's OK.
Bro code article 3. If a girl falls into the following situations, she is off limits forever until the end of time:
A. Was an ex-girlfriend.
B. Your friend specifically told you he wanted her.
C. Is you're buddy's sister.
However, if it's your buddy's cousin, well she's up for grabs, and you're welcome to rub it in his face for years to come.
Bro code article 4. Never diss a guy if his team just lost a crushing game. I lost approximately nine friends last October who felt the need to bust my balls when the Red Sox lost to the Devil's Bitches. Just leave it alone, it's kinder to pick on them for a dead relative.
Bro code article 5. You must never own a cat.
Bro code article 6. If you get 2 tickets to the big game, the priority list for granting the second ticket is as follows:
1. Your best friends (in order of how long you've known them).
2. Your acquaintances.
3. Your co-workers.
4. The mailman.
5. The UPS guy.
6. NASA.
7. John Kerry.
....1,485,726. Your girlfriend.
Bro code article 7. You are allowed to enjoy exactly one chick TV show, and one chick flick.
Bro code article 8. Birthday and Christmas presents for your guy friends are optional. Beer always makes a great gift.
Bro code article 9. If you go the bar with your buddies, you must buy a round of drinks at least once.
Bro code article 10. There are no mercy rules when playing someone in Madden, hoops, street hockey, bare-fisted boxing, etc.
Bro code article 11. If you owe someone money, pay them back as soon as humanly possible—unless it's a gambling debt, which must be paid immediately.
Bro code article 12. Standard shotgun rules are as follows.
A. Shotgun may only be called within full sight of the car.
B. Shotgun must be called outside.
C. Shotgun calls last approximately ten minutes.
D. Shotgun never carries over to a second ride.
Bro code article 13. NO PDA (Public Displays of Affection). Hey, congratulations, another girl can stand the sight of you. You don't need to wear her like a ******* trophy.
Bro code article 14. It's alright to cheat at any game where money isn't involved. In certain circumstances, relationships may be classified as "games."
Bro code article 15. Don't tell other guys elaborate stories about your weightlifting exercise routine. No one cares.

Bro code article16. Never openly question another guy's sports wisdom, unless said information specifically pertains to your favorite team. It doesn't matter how ludicrous the other guy sounds telling you that Jake Plummer was better than Steve McNair last season, let him be.
Bro code article 17. When out with the guys, never accept a call from your girlfriend—unless she's dying or trapped under a burning fuel truck, and if that's the case, make it quick.
Bro code article18. Always allow a safe zone at urinals and on couches.
Bro code article 19. Never share a bed with a guy, unless there's no way around it.
Bro code article 20. Bros Before Hoes. I know, I already used it. I can't stress it enough, though. It is absolutely infuriating how many of my guy friends have become insufferable ***** since they've gone out with someone
In a 6 person hot tub, there should be a maximum of 3 guys.
A man should not sing and dance at the same time
Men do not lie about their age.
A man should never carry a woman's handbag
A man should never go tanning.
No man should dye their hair
A man should never cry during a movie. In the event that he does, he must under no circumstance admit it to anyone other than a girl he is trying to score with.
A man should never wear a sweater over his shoulders
The word cute should not be used other then describing a chick they want to bone
If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you better be referring to his beer.
No man should wear a speedo to the beach
No man should make a kissing face in a photo.
No man should ever get a pedicure
A man should never highlight his hair.
A man should not talk to another man in the bathroom.
A man should never sing show tunes.
A Man should never eat out of another man's hands.
Two men should not share an umbrella.
A man should not wear a white belt.
A man should never wiggle out of a pair of pants.
The bro code
som alla killar ska kunna men de här e inte helaXD
Bro code article 1. Bros before hoes. I cannot stress this enough. Always remember, girlfriends come and go, but your boys are always there. Breaking this rule is to commit the cardinal sin against Team Testosterone.
Bro code article 2. Never drink the last beer, unless you've been granted specific permission that it's OK.
Bro code article 3. If a girl falls into the following situations, she is off limits forever until the end of time:
A. Was an ex-girlfriend.
B. Your friend specifically told you he wanted her.
C. Is you're buddy's sister.
However, if it's your buddy's cousin, well she's up for grabs, and you're welcome to rub it in his face for years to come.
Bro code article 4. Never diss a guy if his team just lost a crushing game. I lost approximately nine friends last October who felt the need to bust my balls when the Red Sox lost to the Devil's Bitches. Just leave it alone, it's kinder to pick on them for a dead relative.
Bro code article 5. You must never own a cat.
Bro code article 6. If you get 2 tickets to the big game, the priority list for granting the second ticket is as follows:
1. Your best friends (in order of how long you've known them).
2. Your acquaintances.
3. Your co-workers.
4. The mailman.
5. The UPS guy.
6. NASA.
7. John Kerry.
....1,485,726. Your girlfriend.
Bro code article 7. You are allowed to enjoy exactly one chick TV show, and one chick flick.
Bro code article 8. Birthday and Christmas presents for your guy friends are optional. Beer always makes a great gift.
Bro code article 9. If you go the bar with your buddies, you must buy a round of drinks at least once.
Bro code article 10. There are no mercy rules when playing someone in Madden, hoops, street hockey, bare-fisted boxing, etc.
Bro code article 11. If you owe someone money, pay them back as soon as humanly possible—unless it's a gambling debt, which must be paid immediately.
Bro code article 12. Standard shotgun rules are as follows.
A. Shotgun may only be called within full sight of the car.
B. Shotgun must be called outside.
C. Shotgun calls last approximately ten minutes.
D. Shotgun never carries over to a second ride.
Bro code article 13. NO PDA (Public Displays of Affection). Hey, congratulations, another girl can stand the sight of you. You don't need to wear her like a ******* trophy.
Bro code article 14. It's alright to cheat at any game where money isn't involved. In certain circumstances, relationships may be classified as "games."
Bro code article 15. Don't tell other guys elaborate stories about your weightlifting exercise routine. No one cares.

Bro code article16. Never openly question another guy's sports wisdom, unless said information specifically pertains to your favorite team. It doesn't matter how ludicrous the other guy sounds telling you that Jake Plummer was better than Steve McNair last season, let him be.
Bro code article 17. When out with the guys, never accept a call from your girlfriend—unless she's dying or trapped under a burning fuel truck, and if that's the case, make it quick.
Bro code article18. Always allow a safe zone at urinals and on couches.
Bro code article 19. Never share a bed with a guy, unless there's no way around it.
Bro code article 20. Bros Before Hoes. I know, I already used it. I can't stress it enough, though. It is absolutely infuriating how many of my guy friends have become insufferable ***** since they've gone out with someone
In a 6 person hot tub, there should be a maximum of 3 guys.
A man should not sing and dance at the same time
Men do not lie about their age.
A man should never carry a woman's handbag
A man should never go tanning.
No man should dye their hair
A man should never cry during a movie. In the event that he does, he must under no circumstance admit it to anyone other than a girl he is trying to score with.
A man should never wear a sweater over his shoulders
The word cute should not be used other then describing a chick they want to bone
If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you better be referring to his beer.
No man should wear a speedo to the beach
No man should make a kissing face in a photo.
No man should ever get a pedicure
A man should never highlight his hair.
A man should not talk to another man in the bathroom.
A man should never sing show tunes.
A Man should never eat out of another man's hands.
Two men should not share an umbrella.
A man should not wear a white belt.
A man should never wiggle out of a pair of pants.
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