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⊗ "I always dress up in women’s clothes for fun.... only joking!"
⊗ "I can't understand girls who hold in their farts!"
⊗ "I blocked up the toilet with a monster poo which we later named Jeff"
⊗ "James Busted is one of the weirdest people i know. Not only does he think we'll live under water in the future, sometimes he just stares at you for ages"
⊗ "Girls are the most important thing on the planet. Men may bring in the money but women give birth."
⊗ "Danny does it but he can't count to ten. He gets mixed up and shouts out 15!"
⊗ "I once survived an earthquake"
⊗ "Yeah I'll go out with you, but only if you perform Beethovens Seventh Symphony on the recorder in E flat minus 7 with a diminished root note"
⊗ "I ate one persons dead skin Whoopty-Doo!"
⊗ "I want to dance on tables... naked !"
⊗ "I hear Butlins is the place to lose your virginity"
⊗ "It's ok, I'm not contagious"
⊗ "I could probably marry a fan"
⊗ "I'd take her to a chicken farm. I've taken girls there before, it makes them horny"
⊗ "I like spying on Harry at night"
⊗ "I'm not stripping all the fucking time!"
⊗ "He's a lover, not a fighter"
⊗ "I'd change my bum to a J-Lo Bum"
⊗ "My body's a hundred percent natural sex appeal."
⊗ "Don't touch ANYHTING !"
⊗ "Zigzig ah"
⊗ "I never chat girls up - I wait for them to come to me."
⊗ "If she slags off Blink 182 at all, I don't wanna know!"
⊗ "I made a girl a spaghetti bolognese once - it was rank!"
⊗ "I've never made a girl cry, except me little sister, ha-ha!"
⊗ "She has nice, erm, you know!"
⊗ "I kept a hankie once that belonged to a very hot girl who had a cold."
⊗ "The band's too important for anyone to give it up for a girl!"
⊗ "A girl shouldn't have her big pants showing"
⊗ "I just don't understand the way girls think. but then, neither does any bloke, I reckon."
⊗ "If we had girlfriends, they'd be very unhappy."
⊗ "I need a girl who'd keep me grounded and not let me do everything I want, otherwise I'd just be ridiculous."
⊗ "I can't understand girls who hold in their farts!"
⊗ "I blocked up the toilet with a monster poo which we later named Jeff"
⊗ "James Busted is one of the weirdest people i know. Not only does he think we'll live under water in the future, sometimes he just stares at you for ages"
⊗ "Girls are the most important thing on the planet. Men may bring in the money but women give birth."
⊗ "Danny does it but he can't count to ten. He gets mixed up and shouts out 15!"
⊗ "I once survived an earthquake"
⊗ "Yeah I'll go out with you, but only if you perform Beethovens Seventh Symphony on the recorder in E flat minus 7 with a diminished root note"
⊗ "I ate one persons dead skin Whoopty-Doo!"
⊗ "I want to dance on tables... naked !"
⊗ "I hear Butlins is the place to lose your virginity"
⊗ "It's ok, I'm not contagious"
⊗ "I could probably marry a fan"
⊗ "I'd take her to a chicken farm. I've taken girls there before, it makes them horny"
⊗ "I like spying on Harry at night"
⊗ "I'm not stripping all the fucking time!"
⊗ "He's a lover, not a fighter"
⊗ "I'd change my bum to a J-Lo Bum"
⊗ "My body's a hundred percent natural sex appeal."
⊗ "Don't touch ANYHTING !"
⊗ "Zigzig ah"
⊗ "I never chat girls up - I wait for them to come to me."
⊗ "If she slags off Blink 182 at all, I don't wanna know!"
⊗ "I made a girl a spaghetti bolognese once - it was rank!"
⊗ "I've never made a girl cry, except me little sister, ha-ha!"
⊗ "She has nice, erm, you know!"
⊗ "I kept a hankie once that belonged to a very hot girl who had a cold."
⊗ "The band's too important for anyone to give it up for a girl!"
⊗ "A girl shouldn't have her big pants showing"
⊗ "I just don't understand the way girls think. but then, neither does any bloke, I reckon."
⊗ "If we had girlfriends, they'd be very unhappy."
⊗ "I need a girl who'd keep me grounded and not let me do everything I want, otherwise I'd just be ridiculous."
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