Sunday 23 November 2008 photo 4/26
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- "I had a dog named Maggie, she mighta had dodgy legs, I dunno."
- Well, I find it quite hard to act. Because I can't act.
- on the set of Just My Luck
"I'm not a lotions-and-potions man."
"I wouldn't fight Brad Pitt after seeing Troy..."
"Do I look like someone who'd be into flowers?"
"I'm not very laddy, but I like a laugh."
"On a sexiness scale, I'd give myself two. You have to rate yourself low, man."
"The older and fatter I get, the worse it'll get"
"I'm not very witty under pressure so there's no point in showing myself up."
"I dreamt I was running across a field naked with Abs. He wasn't naked, but I was! We were throwing flowers in the air together. Lovely..."
"Nooo! I would never eat nits."
"If I was canoeing in white water, my arms would probably snap! And I'd cry if I lost my paddle!"
"But if the canoe sprung a leak there's only one thing to do - I'd go down with my ship!"
"I'm going to cut my nails, they smell!"
"I've got pink hair in one of these pics - nice!"
"I'm going to start collecting trolls"
"I'd be Cathead."
"I love watermelon, man!"
"My hair is getting quite out of control. It looks like a bowl when it goes bouffy."
"I want to be reincarnated as a bra!"
"I play the bass and the throat and the lungs."
"I've got a rude magazine stash. Erm...doesn't everyone?"
"Once, when everybody was out, I walked around the whole house naked."
"I wanted to nick one of Pat Butcher's earrings, but she looks too scary so I ran away."
"I'm the best at making home movies *winks*"
"My body isn't weird, it's 100% natural sex appeal"
"In the past 12 months, I have hit puberty, travelled the world, I'm an absolutely amazing person and in the next 12 weeks I shall be king."
- on the set of Just My Luck
"I wouldn't fight Brad Pitt after seeing Troy..."
"Do I look like someone who'd be into flowers?"
"I'm not very laddy, but I like a laugh."
"On a sexiness scale, I'd give myself two. You have to rate yourself low, man."
"The older and fatter I get, the worse it'll get"
"I'm not very witty under pressure so there's no point in showing myself up."
"I dreamt I was running across a field naked with Abs. He wasn't naked, but I was! We were throwing flowers in the air together. Lovely..."
"Nooo! I would never eat nits."
"If I was canoeing in white water, my arms would probably snap! And I'd cry if I lost my paddle!"
"But if the canoe sprung a leak there's only one thing to do - I'd go down with my ship!"
"I'm going to cut my nails, they smell!"
"I've got pink hair in one of these pics - nice!"
"I'm going to start collecting trolls"
"I'd be Cathead."
"I love watermelon, man!"
"My hair is getting quite out of control. It looks like a bowl when it goes bouffy."
"I want to be reincarnated as a bra!"
"I play the bass and the throat and the lungs."
"I've got a rude magazine stash. Erm...doesn't everyone?"
"Once, when everybody was out, I walked around the whole house naked."
"I wanted to nick one of Pat Butcher's earrings, but she looks too scary so I ran away."
"I'm the best at making home movies *winks*"
"My body isn't weird, it's 100% natural sex appeal"
"In the past 12 months, I have hit puberty, travelled the world, I'm an absolutely amazing person and in the next 12 weeks I shall be king."