I will survive

(the dirty version)

At first I was afraid, I was petrified

When you said you had 10 inches, Lord, I almost died

I’d spent so many nights, just waiting for an man that long

That I grew strong, I knew I could take you on…

But there you are, another lie!

I was ready for a Big Mac, and you brought me a french fry

Shoulda known it was so small, Just a sad pathetic dream

Shoulda known there was no Anaconda, Lurking in those jeans

Go on now go, Walk out that door

Don’t promise me 10 inches, when you turn up only 4

Weren’t you a jerk to think I wouldn’t notice it pop out,

Don’t you know we’re only joking, when we say size doesn’t count?

I will survive, I will survive

Cuz as long as I have batteries, my sex life‘s gonna thrive

I will always have good sex, with a hand full of latex

I will survive, I will survive, hey hey !

It took all my self control, not to laugh out loud

When I saw your little wiener, Standing small and proud

But too bad about your ego, and to hell with all your needs

Now I’m saving all my loving, For a cordless multi speed

Go on now go, just make a dash

Last time I saw a dick that small, I was treating nappy rash

I shoulda asked for confirmation, Shoulda asked for pictures, please!

Then I wouldn’t have you waving that, wee pinkie thing at me

Go on now go, Just hit the track

Don’t you bring me home no little worm, I’ll always throw them back

The only thing that I could do, with a dick that small as yours

is to stick it with a tooth pick, and then call it hors d’oeuvre!

Go on now go, out of my sight

I’m going back to my appliance, Cuz I know it’s length is right

And if I ever see your pecker peckin’ at my door

You’ll be counting your 4 inches, as you pick them off the floor

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