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Jaye Nilsson
Jaye©
PRODUCT RESTRICTIONS
The Jaye© is limited to FRIENDS ONLY, all other access is denied. Emotional and sexual needs are NOT supported by this model.
USER MANUAL
Is compatible with most consoles, PSII, X-BOX and 360 .Once installed it will remain stationary and may only be manually removed.
Can act as partner in crime whilst on pub-crawl, although caution must be exercised Excessive intake of alcohol may result in loss of motor functions, technical difficulties and a giggling heap on the ground/floor.
Can be used in philosophical discussions in apropriate environment Need to be topped up with either tea or hot chocolate.
May be used as human shield during scary parts in horror films The Jaye© is unafraid and will protect you.
The Jaye© is safe around children, animals and plants.
MODES
The Jaye© comes with four modes
SLEEP (standby)
CHILL OUT
SOCIAL
SESSION
The modes will occur at random and are non negotionable.
WARNING!
Avoid damaging the Jaye© at all times, this will result in heavy fines either, emotional or physical, complete with denied access.
The Jaye© does not obey orders as it comes fully downloaded with free will, It will think, say and behave as it pleases independently of outer influences.
Excessive exposure is cautioned as product is addictive.
Avoid cold and rain, product not waterproof.
LAST BUT NOT LEAST
Comes complete with tattoos, piercings, headphones and a smilePatches available at http://maximus.orfay.comtechnical support available at jayeusmaximus@yahoo.co.uk
PRODUCT RESTRICTIONS
The Jaye© is limited to FRIENDS ONLY, all other access is denied. Emotional and sexual needs are NOT supported by this model.
USER MANUAL
Is compatible with most consoles, PSII, X-BOX and 360 .Once installed it will remain stationary and may only be manually removed.
Can act as partner in crime whilst on pub-crawl, although caution must be exercised Excessive intake of alcohol may result in loss of motor functions, technical difficulties and a giggling heap on the ground/floor.
Can be used in philosophical discussions in apropriate environment Need to be topped up with either tea or hot chocolate.
May be used as human shield during scary parts in horror films The Jaye© is unafraid and will protect you.
The Jaye© is safe around children, animals and plants.
MODES
The Jaye© comes with four modes
SLEEP (standby)
CHILL OUT
SOCIAL
SESSION
The modes will occur at random and are non negotionable.
WARNING!
Avoid damaging the Jaye© at all times, this will result in heavy fines either, emotional or physical, complete with denied access.
The Jaye© does not obey orders as it comes fully downloaded with free will, It will think, say and behave as it pleases independently of outer influences.
Excessive exposure is cautioned as product is addictive.
Avoid cold and rain, product not waterproof.
LAST BUT NOT LEAST
Comes complete with tattoos, piercings, headphones and a smilePatches available at http://maximus.orfay.comtechnical support available at jayeusmaximus@yahoo.co.uk
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