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Allas våran Chuck Norris!
Many of his victims families thought Chuck's power was in his beard.They tried to cut it off with a weed wacker, upon contact the machineblew up killing everyone, except Chuck.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris have more money than you.
Chuck Norris once killed two stones with one bird.
There's no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the world down.
Chuck Norris' hand is the only thing that can beat a royal flush.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.