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Im apresident
Hi everyone thanks for coming!
First of all I want to thanks all thats helped me on my campaign. Im going to start with, meatballs.
Thank you all meatballs in the world! You have brought so much inspiration for me.Without you I never had come this far. When I eat you I think about that lovelylittle pig you once was, how you rolled around in the mud and how grows youbehaved, and suddenly became so tasty and juicy.
And now you, sausages! You are my right hand, youhave followed me, every step I have taken. You have helped me so much, withoutyou Im nothing. You have also been in my right hand very often, with some mustard, ketchup and maybe some pickles, its lovely, AND YOU ARE LOVLEY SAUASGES!
And now I want to thank my family andfriends. My family is dead, murder by trashcans and my friends hate me because Im ugly. So thats not so much to thank, but what the fuck I thank they anyway. Thank you mother dear for bringing me to earth, so I can help all thepeople in the SWM (SausagesWithMeatballs) to eat lots and lots AND lots ofsausages with meatballs! And thank you my father to help my mother to bring meto earth, thank you!
Now when I am the president Im going to build kiosks everywhere and all of them is going to serve sausages withmeatballs! Its going to be kiosks along the roads, in the stores even in the schools.
Our flag will be changed to something likea hot-dog with meatballs, ketchup and mustard on a red background.
Hi everyone thanks for coming!
First of all I want to thanks all thats helped me on my campaign. Im going to start with, meatballs.
Thank you all meatballs in the world! You have brought so much inspiration for me.Without you I never had come this far. When I eat you I think about that lovelylittle pig you once was, how you rolled around in the mud and how grows youbehaved, and suddenly became so tasty and juicy.
And now you, sausages! You are my right hand, youhave followed me, every step I have taken. You have helped me so much, withoutyou Im nothing. You have also been in my right hand very often, with some mustard, ketchup and maybe some pickles, its lovely, AND YOU ARE LOVLEY SAUASGES!
And now I want to thank my family andfriends. My family is dead, murder by trashcans and my friends hate me because Im ugly. So thats not so much to thank, but what the fuck I thank they anyway. Thank you mother dear for bringing me to earth, so I can help all thepeople in the SWM (SausagesWithMeatballs) to eat lots and lots AND lots ofsausages with meatballs! And thank you my father to help my mother to bring meto earth, thank you!
Now when I am the president Im going to build kiosks everywhere and all of them is going to serve sausages withmeatballs! Its going to be kiosks along the roads, in the stores even in the schools.
Our flag will be changed to something likea hot-dog with meatballs, ketchup and mustard on a red background.