Bild är från Humons serie på Deviantart. xD jag anvädne den för jag inte hade nån passande. lol

Här är min "terapi session" med min dator. DEt är totalt spam som jag framställde för jag hade tråkigt. xD

Hello mister

How do you do? What brings you to see me?

Well, you see, I am very terrified of ducks.. They live in my computer.

You have your mind on computers, it seems.

no, on ducks. in the computer

You think too much about computers.

no, no, not the computer, the ducks!

You should try taking your mind off of computers.

the ducks?

Why do you say the ducks?

healthier then being dead

Does it bother you that you, too, may die someday?

no, just that i may die early, because of ducks.

Can you elaborate on that?

i will die when i am not watching the ducks in my computer because at
night when i am asleep they will exit their domain and shot me in the head.

Are you annoyed that at night when you are asleep they will exit their
domain and shot you in the head?

that makes me terrified.

When did you first know that makes you terrified?

when I awoke and saw a duck tail by my computer

What do you think?

I saw it was escaping, because they lose their power when i am
watching them. I just have to start so i can build up more watching
then them

Is the fact that they lose their power when you are watching them you
just have to start so you can build up more watching then them the
real reason?

yes

Yes, hmmm... so, are you sure that this is so?

yes, very.

Maybe your life have something to do with this.

ducks only attack people who are spending time by their computer

Are you a computer hacker?

no

Did you ever regret I ask that?

no

Why not?

because i am not a hacker

Does the fact that you are not a hacker explain anything else?

yes, i cant hack the ducks.

Do you really think yes you cant hack the ducks?

that is correct

I would appreciate it if you would continue.

i tried to ahck the ducks but they where watching me

Are you sure they where watching you?

I could feel their gaze make me dizzy

Earlier you said you are afrain that they will kill you when you are
not looking?

yes

I understand. So what makes you think this is so?

because i can feel their gaze when they are watching me

Is it because you can feel their gaze when they are watching you that
you came to me?

yes

Oh. ...And why do you say this is so?

Här blev jag less. xD

XD han ignorerade ankorna helt i början.