The small dwarf Georgie Blacksmith went down to the wharf, where he found himself supprisingly surrounded by big daddys. Though that they were not hostile he couldnt avoid poking on their big diving helmets. After a while the helmets cracked open. What was there he feared with his life... a face of the most powerfull creature in worlds history... the pedo bear. Since the little dwarf knew what to do if he ever saw one he took out his giant boots and made himself look big. The pedo bears however where not influenced and thaught that the dwarf was a kid... Luckily Kirby showed up and became the victim instead. The little dwarf ran home and locked himself in his room. To his suprise there was a pedobear in his room. He let out a big scream and tried to open the door... no effect. What a horrible night to be cursed. The dwarf then had to fight the pedobear with all his might. MWAHAHA RESISTANCE IS FUTILE LITTLE KID! the pedobear shouted. The dwarf used Fists of small things... It has no effect. The pedobear used FALCOO... ehm TEDDYYYY PUUUUUNCH!.... Its very effective. The dwarf had nowhere to run... so he walked. The pedobear got a angryface. If there is something pedobears dont like its people who walk away from them... especially kids... The dwarf turned around with a sword as long as Sephiroth.... nvm ... and cut of the pedobears head. What he didnt know, was that if a pedobear loses his head... 2 new appear!!!!!!!!!!!!.... yea you kinda get whats gonna happen now dont you?... wel the point of this story is... Castlevania 2: Simon's quest was a bad game.

Annons

The photo has no tags

February 2011