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(Snott från Mackan, inte bilden, texten ) FÖRDOMMAR - I look EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. - I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun. - I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. - I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. - I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. - I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. - I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. - I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. - I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. - I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. - I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. - I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. - I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals. - I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. - I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. - I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed. - I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. - I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. - I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. - I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. - I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. - I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. - I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. - I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. - I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore. - I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. - I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut. - I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. - I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. - I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. - I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth. - I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz. - I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. - I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. - I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. - I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. - I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. - I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. - I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. - I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter. - I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. - I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. - I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. - I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. - I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. - I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. - I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. - I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. - I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. - I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore. - I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. - I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. - I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool. - I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. - I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. - I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. - I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. - I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. - I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. - I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy. - I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. - I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude. - I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy. - I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken. - I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. - I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis. - I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. - I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. - I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich. - I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino. - I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. - I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. - I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. - I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. - I hang out with teenaged drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. - I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people. - I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. - I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. - I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. - I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an overcontrolling bitch. - My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. - I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be overcontrolling and a bitch. - I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. - I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. - I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself. - I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse. - I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist. - I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual. - I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. - I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. - I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. - I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. - I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. - I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. - I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. - I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. - I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. - I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. - I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. - I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. - I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. - I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. - I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. - I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. - I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! - I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. - I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. - I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. - I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. - I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie. - I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. - I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex. - I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. - I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan. - I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion - I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian. - I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. - I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. - I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. - I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. - I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. - I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. - I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. - I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. - I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. - I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. - I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. - I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. - I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. - I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. - I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. - I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos. - I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. - I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. - I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. - I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. - I love marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak. - I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. - I HATE RAP music so I MUST not fit in. - I move around ALOT so I MUST not fit in anywhere. - I call my friends GOOD LOOKING so I MUST be Lesbian. - I've NEVER been kissed so I MUST not be good enough. - I'm a GUY so I MUST want sex ALL THE TIME. - I'm a CHRISTIAN so I MUST not listen to GOOD MUSIC. - I wear TRENCH COATS a lot, so I MUST be like those COLUMBINE KIDS. - I live in a RURAL AREA with horses and farms, I MUST be a stupid, back-water HICK. - I collect KNIVES, I MUST be a psycho killer. - I beleive in FAIRIES AND DRAGONS, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
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