One day a blonde is driving home when she rear-ends a man in his truck. The man stops and yells at her to get out of her car, so she steps out and tries to apologize. He then draws a circle in the sand and tells her to stand inside and not to step out. He goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, walks over to her car, and smashes in the window. She begins to giggle, so he looks back at her angrily and tells her to be quiet. Then he starts beating in the hood of her car. She giggles again, and he turns to her and says, "You're askin' for it, lady!" Then he smashes in her windshield. By this time the woman is laughing hysterically, so he looks at her and yells, "What's so funny!?" She laughs again and replies, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle three times." On a deserted island there were three women, a blond a brunette and a redhead. They needed to get back to the mainland and the only way was by swimming. The redhead goes first. She makes it a quarter of the way then drowns. The brunnette goes second. She makes it one third of the way then drowns.The blonde comes last. She makes it one half of the way, gets tired and then turns back.

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November 2010