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-Dude, i'm alittle worried about this girl im seeing.
-why's that?
-I'm realy good at screwing things up, how do you hold on to a girl?
-Oh, i had a method. See, when she was sleeping, I would put on those
little Nicorette patches on her back. So whenever i wasn't around she'd get
these terrible cravings. She never wanted to leave me.
I can tell by your face that you're amazed at my genius.
-why's that?
-I'm realy good at screwing things up, how do you hold on to a girl?
-Oh, i had a method. See, when she was sleeping, I would put on those
little Nicorette patches on her back. So whenever i wasn't around she'd get
these terrible cravings. She never wanted to leave me.
I can tell by your face that you're amazed at my genius.
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