Monday 27 April 2009 photo 3/3
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Monday 27 April 2009 photo 3/3
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"what is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffanys at midnight, do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As im taking it down, a woman catches me and tells me to stop. It's her fathers store and that she is Tiffany. I say no, we make love all night. In the morning, the cops arrives and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I dont trust her. Besides, i like the cold. Thirty years later I get a post card, I have a son. And he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting...
I tell Tiffany to meet me in paris, by the Trockadéro. She's been waiting for me all these years and she has never taken another lover. I dont show up, i go to Berlin and that's where i stash the chandeleir"