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A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over.
He rolled down his window and said to the officer,
"Is there a problem; officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving
and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award.
Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do
whit the money?"
He thought for a minute and said,"well I guess I'll go
get that drivers' license."
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the
policeman,"Oh, don't pay attetion to him - he's a
smartass when he's drunk and stoned."
The guy from the back seat said,"I TOLD you guys we
wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk
and a muffled voice said,"Are we over the border yet?"
HAHAHA så skön! :D
He rolled down his window and said to the officer,
"Is there a problem; officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving
and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award.
Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do
whit the money?"
He thought for a minute and said,"well I guess I'll go
get that drivers' license."
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the
policeman,"Oh, don't pay attetion to him - he's a
smartass when he's drunk and stoned."
The guy from the back seat said,"I TOLD you guys we
wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk
and a muffled voice said,"Are we over the border yet?"
HAHAHA så skön! :D
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