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Fick lust att lägga upp något, har inte lagt upp på länge så :s
Och iom att det är Duke Nukem så kan jag posta min fina historia jag skrivit om honom med bara för att jag kan!
Duke Nukem was standing infront of the dark epic castle of doom, he knew there were babes in the castle that he just had to save.
Suddenly, he saw a small tender naked man with cat ears and a leash, it was the most beautiful creature he had ever seen, more beautiful than any babe ever to walk the earth.
He walked up to this magnificent creature and looked him straight in the eyes, so beautiful and big sparkling eyes, more beautiful then the sky or even the sunrise.
Duke put his manly hand under the mans chin and suddenly pressed his rugged manly lips onto the other mans, this was his manly way of showing affection.
He suddenly realised what he had done, this was not the way of the Duke, he was supposed to get babes, not cute little men with cat ears!
Duke quickly let go of the man and looked at him again "What's your name, cutiepie?" He said in his all manly voice, so manly that no one could resist it.
"Daniel" Said the cute little man and looked up at Duke with teary eyes.
"Why are you so sad, cutiepie?" Duke quikly said, he couldn't stand those tears, he was getting sad too.
"I lost my tindabowxes" Daniel said, in the cutest most unmanly way you could, and it almost broke Duke's heart, he had to help this man, and win his heart at the same time and the tinderbox was the key.
"Do not worry my sweet little kitten, I will get your tinderbox back!" Duke said in the manliest manly way a manly man as manly Duke could only say it.
In godspeed he ran into the castle to get the tinderbox back, and he would do anything to get it back.
Duke kicked tons of asses with his manly gun and his bootkicking awesomeness as he ran through the massive castle but suddenly he stopped, there was a man in a hood in the room, right infront of him!
"Give me the tinderbox and I wont have to hurt you, scum" Duke said in his manly rugged voice as he looked at the man in the hood, he was getting a bad feeling from this man, and it was not manly.
The hooded man laughed at Duke and slowly pulled the hood down, there was a tophat under the hood, Duke realised it was his arch nemesis, this was really bad.
"So, you want the tinderbox back huh, whats in it for you, the love of a man? And I am sure you want to know how I got that hood over the top hat, and why Im suddenly drinking tea? Well, I am just that evil, Muahaha!" Laughed the evil man who revealed himself.
"That's none of your business, Layton! And I don't care about your stupid hat and tea!" Duke yelled at the man with the tophat preparing to blast him to smithereens.
Layton sipped some of his regular earl gray tea while looking at Duke and then revealing his other hand, he had the tinderbox right under Dukes nose, the tinderbox that would make Daniel love him.
He cocked his manly gun (and yes, I mean a gun, nothing else) and aimed right at Layton's ugly face.
"I will get you this time Layton, you can't escape forever!"
Suddenly the tinderbox in Laytons hand dissapeared and he threw the tea at Duke. "Feels bad to waste this earl gray on an early gay, you sissy girl" He laughed as he made 3 backflips while still having his hat on!
Duke was so angry that the tea boiled on his face, or it was just that the tea was that hot, we may never know, Duke is too manly. Duke started shooting all over the place but Layton dodged easily.
"Is that the best you can do old chap?" Layton said with a grin, suddenly sipping tea again. "With my newfound manly love I will be able to defeat you, punk, your messing with the balls of steel!" He shouted in full range, blasting everything in his path.
The manly superblaster 3900XY manblaster was the manliest most gruesome awesome gun ever, and it was powered by manliness, which Duke had plenty, but now there was something wrong.
His gun suddenly changed color and Layton ran in for attack and bull rushed Duke, his hat was so hard that Duke's manliness couldn't absorb it and Layton pressed Duke against the floor, this was bad.
"You will meet the maker of your steel balls today, Duke" Layton laughed and prepared his now sharp and pointy hat for the final blow, this was really bad!
Suddenly something flashed by and Duke quickly stood up and looked over at Layton, he had Daniel on top of him, all in his fine naked kitty glory. Duke felt so damn manly watching this.
He quickly realised this was his chance and quickly picked the manly gun up again, aiming it at the spot Layton was before, just to see Daniel lying and bleeding. Duke was blinded by rage.
"LAAAAAYTOOOOOON!" He screamed at the top of his lungs, now it was personal. The manly gun, charged by his manly and loving rage suddenly evolved into supergayblaster 69!
With his newfound power he felt he could destroy anything, a direct hit on Layton, he was way to slow for Duke's new gun, which shot homing plasmalaserbolts.
After shooting Layton he ran to Daniel, who was still lying there and bleeding. Duke was devestated, it couldn't end like this. "Speak to me little man" He said in the manliest manly voice he could, he needed to be strong for his sake.
"W-watch out..." Was Daniels last words as Duke looked behind his back to see a robotic hand grabbing his neck, out of the smoke that now was dissapearing he saw his worst fear.
"How can you still be alive Layton?!" He screamed, with tears of rage and sadness as he struggled to get out of Layton's super strong grip.
Layton, who now was a metallic skeleton, similair to the terminator with a metallic top hat, answered slowly.
"I didn't want to show you this form, but I am actually a time traveling robot who can bend time and space for the good of mankind, the one you tried to help would destroy the world if he got the tinderbox, he was just using you Duke."
Duke looked at the metallic being for a while, speechless and still crying. This couldn't be true, he knew Daniel was a good kitty. "No.." He muttered quietly. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
This has to be one of his lies, always the lies, but a robot from the future? Well, not the weirdest thing he has met on his epic manly quests, but still in the top five.
This was it, his whole life hanged on this moment, he had to do his best to make it out alive. Duke checked his balls, they were tight as always in his tight black latex pants.
He lifted his gun and put it directly in roboLaytons mouth "Time to die baby!" He said with a grin and pulled the trigger, roboLaytons head flying away.
"You just got blasted, teasipper" Duke said, immediatly regretting it, that was the worst oneliner he ever said, he was ashamed. He suddenly remembered Daniel and ran towards him.
He looked down on the limp naked beautiful man, suddenly he felt something in his hand, the tinderbox!
Duke quickly used the tinderbox and Daniel suddenly started to move.
Duke moved the tinderbox closer to Daniel and Daniel started to breath again, this was the tinderbox to Daniels heart. Duke hugged the naked kitty man with manly tears of love.
"You saved me, you are my hero and you are the manliest manly man there is, my Duke Nukem with the balls of steel." Daniel said and hugged Duke quietly, starting to breath roughly.
This is the end of part 1 of the manly and epic story, in the next part, manly juices will be passed and spice will be had. Look forward to the balls of steel!
Annons
Camera info
Camera K850i
Focal length 5 mm
Aperture f/2.8
Shutter 1/13 s
ISO 125
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Anonymous
Tue 31 May 2011 22:23
Daniel...
Tinderbox...
Jag börjar tänka på Amnesia!?
Manlig historia för övrigt! :O
Tinderbox...
Jag börjar tänka på Amnesia!?
Manlig historia för övrigt! :O
TungurKnivur
Mon 30 May 2011 20:55
''Suddenly, he saw a small tender naked man with cat ears and a leash, it was the most beautiful creature he had ever seen, more beautiful than any babe ever to walk the earth.'' HAHAHAHAHA X'D
Anonymous
Mon 23 May 2011 22:51
hahah tinderboxes........... I call them tindercyliders. För. De är mer av små cylindrar, än lådor. Måste jag säga.
Anonymous
Wed 25 May 2011 13:56
nej........................... men det är jo konstigt.
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