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YES!! IB-SKILLS!!
It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
You discover the aesthetic beauty of school supplies.
You begin to talk to yourself, then disagree about the subject, get into a nasty row
about it, lose, and refuse to talk to yourself for the rest of the day.
You yell: "STOP TOUCHING ME!!!" even though you're the only person in the room.
You can spell "Baccalaureate".
"Friends" and "fellow IBers" are interchangeable.
You go to bed at 3AM and think, "Oh, it's an early night!"
You write sentences on multiple choice tests.
You frequently catch yourself saying "What?? We had homework??"
You don't drink, but you find it a convenient way to explain how you dressed
yourself in the morning.
Your idea of impure thoughts is whether or not to copy math homework.
You've developed an imprint of your book bag in your back.
Your books weigh more than you do.
You plead insanity on a research paper.
Your plea is accepted by your teacher.
You consider giving up going to the bathroom permanently to give you more time
to study.
Pressed for time, you conclude a history essay with, "And they lived happily every
after. Amen."
You find that you overreact when you get 2 points marked off on your homework.
You find that you spend more time sleeping in class than at home.
You still gets kicks saying "Your epidermis is showing."
You hyperventilate every time you see a traditional student, praying that you'll
never become like them.
You think "getting high" is a reference to grades.
Everything you know about sex, you learned from the English reading list.
The words: "Oh my God! There's a triad in this poem!"
Your last mate was a "checkmate".
You love the "Macarena" not because it's a neat-o dance, but because you actually
understand what those Spanish guys are saying.
You no longer speak English -- You speak a combination of English, German,
Spanish, French, Portugese, Swedish, Dutch, Chinese, Russian, Norwegian, Hebrew,
Arabic, Japanese, Korean, and Polish.
Fellow IBers understand and use the same combined language.
You go into your Spanish oral on the Cuban Revolution and, when asked for you
sources, produce Cuban sandwiches and cry out, "Sources? Sources? We don't need
no stinkin' sources!"
This number means something: 42
Your Physics teacher knows how to say "outstanding" in over 30 languages, yet
chooses"cool beans!"
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