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Tom: I was 15. I had a girlfriend. Bill: Girlfriend? You mean that girl who wanted sex! Tom: Hahaahaa...it wasn't funny (laughs): Me and girl, who I often visited, we were together in my place and then in her place. When we were in her place, we knew that nobody can disturb us and we could do whatever we want. Right? Once we were in her place and we wanted to do *it*. I thought we we're just talking, when she started to kiss me and so on. I told her that if I start, I can't stop...and so it happened...we had sex...and after that (laughs) ..on the doorway... (Laughs) Bill: Stop laughing and continue! Gustav: Yeah, why are you laughing?(laughs too) Tom: Her parents stood on the doorway! I don't know how I survived after that. I had to dress up quickly. I said goodbye to girl and left! Bill: But that's not all.A week later - Tom and I went to the supermarket to buy something for our trip. We went to our dad. And there were some people before us, and we watched condoms. Actually, we were thinking - how can anyone buy them by taste and color? Then Tom took a packet and said to seller:I'll take these too" - but of course, he was just kidding. (Twins Laugh) And then ..The father of the girl (he stood behind us) that Tom had sex with , said that his daughter likes strawberries and gave Tom a packet of red condoms. (Laughs). I couldn't stop laughing! Tom turned around and said to me: "Bill, I wait for you outside! ". But it didn't end there. That man said to me that he will pay for condoms and asked me, what color and what taste Tom liked... I laughed and handed him a packet of watermelon taste condoms. I payed and came out of the market...we laughed 5 minutes with Tom... And when we were going home, that man came and stopped us and handed Tom a packet and said:"Look I'm too young to be a grandfather, this is for you and my daughter, be careful." Tom stood there a couple of minutes and then said:"Look, I may be young, but I'm not stupid. I have thousands of condoms in home and the last things I need from you are your condoms. And if you care so much, then take this - We broke up with your daughter. So, don't worry, but somebody else can make her pregnant. But don' worry. I think that me and my new girlfriend like those condoms"...(Laughs) Bill: Tom turned and left. And I apologized to this man and run after Tom. Tom: When I mentioned that new girl, I didn't have anyone yet. I just need to get ride of this man...But it's true, I dumped his daughter. Bill:It's true. First you dumped her and then she stopped me on the street, she cried, called me and talked about your sex. Thanks, Tom, you are soooo cold-blooded. Tom: I saved myself! Georg: You don't know, how is to live if you have a heavy stone on your heart!! Gustav: Georg, even you are not better than him! (Laughs) Thank you for being our guests and Tom - We hope, that you'll have luck in love. Tom: Thank you, and when the things come to love...that will not be easy(smiles) Tom: I was 15. I had a girlfriend. Bill: Girlfriend? You mean that girl who wanted sex! Tom: Hahaahaa...it wasn't funny (laughs): Me and girl, who I often visited, we were together in my place and then in her place. When we were in her place, we knew that nobody can disturb us and we could do whatever we want. Right? Once we were in her place and we wanted to do *it*. I thought we we're just talking, when she started to kiss me and so on. I told her that if I start, I can't stop...and so it happened...we had sex...and after that (laughs) ..on the doorway... (Laughs) Bill: Stop laughing and continue! Gustav: Yeah, why are you laughing?(laughs too) Tom: Her parents stood on the doorway! I don't know how I survived after that. I had to dress up quickly. I said goodbye to girl and left! Bill: But that's not all.A week later - Tom and I went to the supermarket to buy something for our trip. We went to our dad. And there were some people before us, and we watched condoms. Actually, we were thinking - how can anyone buy them by taste and color? Then Tom took a packet and said to seller:I'll take these too" - but of course, he was just kidding. (Twins Laugh) And then ..The father of the girl (he stood behind us) that Tom had sex with , said that his daughter likes strawberries and gave Tom a packet of red condoms. (Laughs). I couldn't stop laughing! Tom turned around and said to me: "Bill, I wait for you outside! ". But it didn't end there. That man said to me that he will pay for condoms and asked me, what color and what taste Tom liked... I laughed and handed him a packet of watermelon taste condoms. I payed and came out of the market...we laughed 5 minutes with Tom... And when we were going home, that man came and stopped us and handed Tom a packet and said:"Look I'm too young to be a grandfather, this is for you and my daughter, be careful." Tom stood there a couple of minutes and then said:"Look, I may be young, but I'm not stupid. I have thousands of condoms in home and the last things I need from you are your condoms. And if you care so much, then take this - We broke up with your daughter. So, don't worry, but somebody else can make her pregnant. But don' worry. I think that me and my new girlfriend like those condoms"...(Laughs) Bill: Tom turned and left. And I apologized to this man and run after Tom. Tom: When I mentioned that new girl, I didn't have anyone yet. I just need to get ride of this man...But it's true, I dumped his daughter. Bill:It's true. First you dumped her and then she stopped me on the street, she cried, called me and talked about your sex. Thanks, Tom, you are soooo cold-blooded. Tom: I saved myself! Georg: You don't know, how is to live if you have a heavy stone on your heart!! Gustav: Georg, even you are not better than him! (Laughs) Thank you for being our guests and Tom - We hope, that you'll have luck in love. Tom: Thank you, and when the things come to love...that will not be easy(smiles)
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DrEdgard
Wed 30 Jan 2008 23:08
xD rofl. fuck vad jag skratta. O____< vart har du fått tag på denna roliga intervjuv? .___. 8>
Missnorman
Wed 30 Jan 2008 23:09
hahahah, jag vet. . en tjej på bdb hade den & sade att hon översatt den ifrån en intervju som tom & bill hade gjort tillsammans .. så jag tog den ifrån henne .. och jag flabba så tårarna rann - men undrar, är den verkligen sann? :P fast i för sig.. de är tom vi snackar om! :P
Missnorman
Sun 27 Jan 2008 17:15
haha, porrhistorien skulle jag kalla de;) och anklaga inte mig, de är ju toms fel:P<3
Anonymous
Sun 27 Jan 2008 12:58
är det sant? ;oo
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