Saturday 9 February 2008 photo 3/9
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wait i will narrate this video as i watch black blob is smoking now like, tiny buddha statue is moving. there are terrible curtains and some smoke. there is a window and now hey i didnt know tom green had tuberculosis! he looks pretty ashamed by it though. the outside world is falling upwards or some shit i think your camera is broken. now there are some objects, some sticks, some floating orange peels, a wine bottle, and some weird dildo looking thing with a key hanging on it. we are falling past some DVDs. i bet they are all bad art films. some CDs too, i guess they are all obscure as fuck and the booklet and cover art were printed out on some waifish dudes inkjet printer. there is an apple, it is grey. we move away from the grapple to see some dude holding a bottle up to his nose or some shit, i guess to catch the fat bit of snot hanging out . OH GOSH THE GRAPPLE IS BACK AND THIS TIME ITS GOT BITES IN IT AND ITS SPINNING. it is now intact again and TB tom green is grabbing it. what was thought to be a booger is actually a really stupid piercing. he ate the apple and he puts like half of it and the core back on the CD pile thing. now he is standing at the window, thinking in an exaggerated fashion, like he is from a poor quality advert where someone is contemplating where to get car insurance. he is getting up on the table and has some weird skinny pyjamas on along with a jumper made from dog blankets. now our hero has moved to outside the window, maybe threatening suicide for his failed internet talkshow? we move briefly back to the window blinds and see some guy walking past, then we are back to tom green who is back from his suicide attempt and is trying now to fall off his desk because he realised his webcam could not get a street level view of him threatening suicide from the window so he is doing the next best thing. he has started chainsmoking, which is probably a stupid thing to do if he can't sleep. he looks cool now though. super cool. he has put on some of the weird next-gen 3D glasses my little sister got from the 3D version of Nightmare Before Christmas. A cool fact about those is that if you look at another pair while you are wearing some the lenses go all shimmery and cool looking, even though regularly they just look like sunglasses made of film. he has started looking at the rising sun, but he has taken off his sunglasses, which seems pretty stupid of him. more smoking, and now grapple has joined him at the window. !!! GRAPPLE IS EVOLVING! ... GRAPPLE HAS EVOLVED INTO TINY BUDDHA STATUE tiny buddha grapple has turned to face the sun, only now he is basically sidling away from tuberculosis tom, probably because he smells of cigarettes and tried to get buddha grapple to dare him to do disgusting things in return for attention. we are getting a wide shot of tom and also his computer, which seems to have winamp open, which i guess is playing the song that is playing during the movie, which is meta as fuck. TB is catching up with tom who is coughing like fuck, but due to america's healthcare system and his lack of a career, i guess he cant get treatment. the ashtray is full of hella ashes, it evokes imagery of life's ultimate futility. now we are under the sea or some shit, and tom green is going out for another suicide attempt. maybe he found his camcorder. probably not, as he came back in. the contrast is hella increasing. he is hiding behind the curtain, i guess due to shame. the camera is broken again. that is the end i guess.
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