June
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Here is a list of things really manly things do on an everyday basis... -not shower -drink beer -watch football -drink beer -crush beer cans on my head -open beer bottles with my eye -never wear shoes outside -not shave -grunt, A LOT -go bow hunting -kill a bear with a knife -poop outside -eat a 5kg T-Bone Steak....for breakfast -ring out chicken's necks -steal gold -carry really big guns -set up bear traps -fish - Own an armory... and keep it under my bed. - Check mail in my tighty-whiteys. - Mix whiskey with my coffee, soda and beers - Take an hour long dump. Not because I have to, but because I want to. - Eat my steak bloody as hell. - Clean my plate.... and everyone else's. - Wear the same pair of underwear a week straight. - Sleep through anything. - Camp outside with nothing but a knife and live off the land for eternity, if necessary. - Make moonshine like running water from the tap. - Go to a pub and fight with other manly men. - Make fun of retards and handicapped people.
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