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Ways to annoy people at the drive-thru Specify that this order is "To Go". Drive through the drive in backwards and let your rear seat passenger make the order. At midnight, ask if you are too early for Breakfast. When Ordering, start talking about the problems you were having with your car. Ask if somebody can take a look at it. Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels unwrapped. Laugh loudly when asked if you would like fries with your order. Demand to speak to the manager. When he comes on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said "Would you like fries with your order?" When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just looking and drive off. Tell them you have to use the bathroom - Don't Order anything. Order a hamburger, no bun with two ketchup sachets - Thats all. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare and say " I know what you did to my food ! ". When they hand you your food, hand them a bag back with all the rubbish from your car in it. Honk your horn the whole way through the line. When they come on the intercom, say "Sorry, I'm not here at the moment, please leave me a message". Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you. Attempt to take the order-takers order ("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours. Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please." In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food. Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window to pickup your order, have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk.
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