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Birthus Certificatus
Name:
James Fish Kirk
Birthday:
25th February 2009-02-25
Place of Birth:
Underwater, somewhere in Sweden
Hobbies:
Swimming mostly, enjoys eating from time, and forgetting things. Also thoroughly enjoys Olympic Jousting, but he doesn’t get to practice this quite as much as he’d like. Once tried sky-diving but figures it’s not for him; said something about heights and fresh air not working to well for him.
Previous Occupations:
Before becoming a full-time goldfish, James spend 3 years working in the Motor Tax Office where his memory skills were put to good use forgetting to write in your appointments.
After this he spent some time travelling the middle-east, where he learnt to speak almost fluent Mandarin Chinese (apparently not so difficult when you’re a fish).
Next he worked 3 months at the drive-through in MacDonalds, but had to quit when they released the McFish Sandwich.
Finally he joined the Navy where he served for 14 years, fighting in wars all across the globe. His keen understanding of the sea and his intuitive nose for fish food made him an instant success. Within 7 years he had been promoted to Captain, the fastest time ever since the legendary Captain Mobius Dick.
After his 14 years, Kirk was discharged from service due to a wound he suffered to his left arm. His arm had to be removed, and then to balance him up the Doctors removed his right arm as well. Thats why to this day he has no arms at all. True story.
Other Stuff:
James loves to be tickled under the left ear. Unfortunately, he’s a fish, and no one has managed to find his ears yet! :P
Name:
James Fish Kirk
Birthday:
25th February 2009-02-25
Place of Birth:
Underwater, somewhere in Sweden
Hobbies:
Swimming mostly, enjoys eating from time, and forgetting things. Also thoroughly enjoys Olympic Jousting, but he doesn’t get to practice this quite as much as he’d like. Once tried sky-diving but figures it’s not for him; said something about heights and fresh air not working to well for him.
Previous Occupations:
Before becoming a full-time goldfish, James spend 3 years working in the Motor Tax Office where his memory skills were put to good use forgetting to write in your appointments.
After this he spent some time travelling the middle-east, where he learnt to speak almost fluent Mandarin Chinese (apparently not so difficult when you’re a fish).
Next he worked 3 months at the drive-through in MacDonalds, but had to quit when they released the McFish Sandwich.
Finally he joined the Navy where he served for 14 years, fighting in wars all across the globe. His keen understanding of the sea and his intuitive nose for fish food made him an instant success. Within 7 years he had been promoted to Captain, the fastest time ever since the legendary Captain Mobius Dick.
After his 14 years, Kirk was discharged from service due to a wound he suffered to his left arm. His arm had to be removed, and then to balance him up the Doctors removed his right arm as well. Thats why to this day he has no arms at all. True story.
Other Stuff:
James loves to be tickled under the left ear. Unfortunately, he’s a fish, and no one has managed to find his ears yet! :P
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